Here is a funny story. Kind of.
When my mother was pregnant with me she and my aunt was walking down the street. All of a sudden a man ran up behind my mother and grabbed her. He spun her around and yelled, "You are coming with me." My mother, being pregnant and all, yanked her arm away and said, "Get off me!" She proceeded to walk away, when he continued to haresse her by yelling at her, and grabbing on her. Finally the man pushed her too far. He punched her in the back! She spun around, (they were standing in front of a closed store. It had it’s gate down over the windows) she grabbed the man by the shirt and pushed him against the gate, and proceeded to bang him against the gate. The man hand a bag full of bottles, and in retaliation, hit my mother with the bag of bottles breaking them against her head. These just infuriated her more. She continued to slam the man against the gate so hard that the gate hit the glass and broke it. She yelled at him, "You trying to hurt my baby?! I’ll kill you first!" My Aunt tried to get her to calm down before the cops showed up. She couldn’t. The cops tried to get my mother to put the man down. She answered their request by staying, "I will put him down when I am done." After my mother felt she had beat some since into the stranger, she let him go and he fell to the ground. She turned to the cops to reveal her pregnancy, and explained the situation. She told the cops, "that midget tried to hurt my baby, so yeah I beat him up." The man was an inch or two taller then my 5 ft tall mother, so she had to criticize his height to deliver the final blow to his man hood. The cops looked down at the nearly passed out man, and asked my mother if she was ok. She said she was and just wanted to go home. The cops, still stunned by what they just witnessed, told her she could go. My mother and aunt proceeded home to tell my grandmother what had happened. My mother said she had to beat up a midget that was trying to hurt her baby. When people in my family told me this story, I was shocked. I couldn’t believe my mother beat up a midget.
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Do not cross a pregnant mother if you value your life!
Great story.
At this very moment, somewhere a committee is deciding your life, only you weren't invited
I thank it's great, I can't wait to tell my children the story.
that seriously just made my day. seriously.
I'm glad to hear that.
That story is too funny. I can just imagine some pregnant woman beating up a man. You can't fault her for beating the dude up, she was protecting her baby. Don't mess with a woman's baby.
Does any one else have a funny story that happened perhaps when your mothers' were pregnant with you, or maybe when you were pregnant?
You don't hit a woman, end of story. You ESPECIALLY don't hit a pregnant woman. Some people are pretty stupid.
I don't need drugs - I have genetics.
That's hilarious! I am picturing it all in my head and it's making me laugh hysterically!