Obama's Lack of Bowling Skillz Means he Cannot run the Country

As many of you have probably heard, Democratic Presidential Candidate, Barack Obama can't bowl. It's a complete disgrace to America. After all bowling is vital to the well being of the American nation. What kind of example would Obama set for middle America? If Barack became president, the letters D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R pop into my mind. You know what those spell? Disaster. Yes, middle aged, over weight coal miners will no longer have the motivation to do well at what they do best: bowl. As if anti-American sentiment weren't bad enough as it is around the world, how do you think other countries will see us then? We are AMERICA. We are not allowed to be bad at ANYTHING. Why? Because we are better than everyone, and if we lose at bowling, the world will be very confused. But never mind our image around the world...let us now mind Obama's depth perception and lack of physical coordination. I can just imagine him in the oval office, trying to throw a paper airplane into a distant waste basket. That office will be covered in paper on the floor because he'll miss every time, and everyone knows that no one can focus in a messy office. Beware America, nothing is worse than an ethnically mixed democrat without physical coordination. It throws people off. Diplomats of other nations will expect him to be coordinated and he won't be. That is why you must vote for John McCain this November. At least then people will expect a lack of coordination because of his age.