How to get Rid of the Taliban, Al Queda, etc.

JenniferLebron's picture
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You stop sending the soldiers to the Middle East...

In the mean time...
Let those Taliban bastards get comfy and confident...
(Thinking they've gotten the 'infidels' out)

Then send in military wives in for revenge...

Women=evil; Wives 15 months without husband=evil & they need someone to blame.

Yesterday, I sat down for an interview to give a little “peak into my world” as an Army wife. It opened my eyes to a lot of things I haven’t really paid attention to. I have been married two years and I haven’t even started that “honeymoon” period of my marriage.

We got married November 18, 2005.
He left for basic training on November 28 (which for the Army Infantry was 15 weeks).
(Luckily) He came home 2 weeks for Christmas.
DJ’s grandfather’s health worsened and DJ came home for 1 week on Emergency Leave.
Then grandpa passed away and DJ’s leave was extended for another week.
Airborne training was about 3 weeks long in April.
He came home for 2 weeks to spend time with family and friends.
In May 2006, he left to Italy.
June 2006, I joined him.
June-May 2007, we lived in Italy.

We spent that year together in our government-leased home in Marola, Italy.
However, that year was split up into periods of months. We’d get months together, because the year was broken up by weeks training Land Navigation in Asiago, Deployment Readiness in Germany, shooting at the range—days robbed from us because of CQ duty.

May 2007, he left for the first deployment, OEF.

I counted up the days, weeks and months that I didn’t have with him. I compared them to the months we had together and we had been married for tow years, but have been together in the same state, or country, about half the time we’ve been married!!

Only in the Army.

Kiota's picture

Problem: The US military is sexist and won't let women into combat. :(

A possible solution though, could be to involve Israel in the fight against the Taliban, etc, and then have all the military wives immigrate there, where women are in combat (are drafted at 18, actually XD).

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