Hate for the Right Reason

Hate based simply on religion or skin color is unproductive and uneducated. Anyone who says 'love everyone' or 'hate has no place' should be wrapped in wet leather and left to dry in a pit of angry badgers while being drip-fed jalapeño oil. They're idiots.

The problem is Idiots exist independent of skin color. Actually, let's play a small game with semantics. It's called the True Idiot. Henceforth, the word Idiot (note the capitalization, please) will be referring to someone who is unfit to be alive. Now that we're all squared away, on with the show!

Let's say someone happens to be black. Is this a reason to hate them? Nope. What if they like fried chicken and watermelon? Still, nope (fried chicken and watermelon happen to be good). What if they're addicted to crack, have 7 illegitimate children, refuse to get a good job, and remain willfully ignorant and simply sit and collect unemployment/welfare checks? Hey! Now we're getting closer!

Alright. More of the stereotype game! Is having slanty eyes a sufficient condition for being hated? No. How about being good at math. Again, no, but nice try (maybe you can be jealous of the math skills, but this doesn't make them a bad person). Now, how about if this person happens to be a rapist who refuses to reform and be a functional member of society? Once again, getting close to a reason for hatred.

The fact of the matter is equality is a lie. There's no sense in dragging all of humanity down to the mediocre average dictated by our weakest links. Better to cut off the fat that's weighing us down as a species and progress toward newer, brighter horizons. But be careful lest you think that someone who is simply ignorant qualifies as an Idiot (remember our definition?). Education can help even truly stupid people maintain a functional role in society. It's the unreformable people that may need an express, one-way ticket to the sun.

This philosophy is very kind, caring, and free of senseless of discrimination. Man or woman, black or white, young or old, handicapped or able-bodied, Idiocy is a disease independent of form. Much as you wouldn't want someone with the Plague walking around the city, coughing on children, and causing general death and destruction, you wouldn't want someone with a mental form of the plague walking around, infecting the world with their bumbling stupidity.

Now for the liberal whining. "But who will determine grounds for Idiocy"? Common sense will, skipper. "But what is common sense"? Ask a couple of friends (unless your friends are Idiots themselves). "But we can't just kill all the Idiots, can we"? Probably not, but we can certainly either try to fix them or make sure they aren't reproducing. It's as simple as this: if you're about to have sex, look for tell-tale signs of Idiocy in your partner in copulation. If they exist, either make sure you're using protection, or abort the intercourse. Unfortunately, two Idiots are unlikely to recognize both that the other person is an Idiot and that they, themselves, are Idiots. In such a case, may God help us.

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