Last night an alien spacecraft landed on my front lawn.
Three little guys rang the door bell.
I opened the door.
The first little green guy says "Take me to Your Leader" The second little green guy said
"Take me to your Leader". Then third green guy said the same thing.
So I in my night shirt hesitated and thought.:
George Bush, no, he is a lame duck. He is just concerned about his legacy. He finally got a good general in Iraq so he is
doing better. Still not good enough.
Then I thought Romney no, He is too much of a liar. He says he marched
with Martin Luther King Jr. No he did not. He has too much money and attacks everybody.
Then I thought John McCain, no, too much of a flip flopper. Too old, and wrote a law with The drive off the bridge guy:
Teddy Kennedy. A young girl was in the car naked with Kennedy, He could not handle this, so he drove off the bridge and the beautiful girl died. I'm a Funeral Director and do not like it when people die. I think her name was "Mary Jo"
Then I considered Huckabee, no, he comes from Arkansas. He plays rock music. His message is " Have no fear
underdog is here" Alas I no longer trust people from Arkansas.
Then I thought John Edwards, no he has an inconsistent voting record.
He voted for the war in Iraq which he is now against. He voted against the little guy in the latest bankruptcy act.
Then I thought Hillary Clinton, No,too close to the Clinton Guy. How can a President not know what the definition of "is" is?
No she is a flip flopper. Plus she hailed from the Chicago area, Arkansas, Washington DC, and New York. These are not stable places in our world. Plus she is probably being advised by all the criminals her husband pardoned on his last day as President.
Then I thought Obama, No, he takes his orders from the Mayor of Chicago named Richard M. Daley,
The mayor of Chicago tells the governor of Illinois and the Senators from Illinois what to do. You see I live
in the Chicago Area. Pretty charismatic persona though.
Then I thought Fred Thompson. I cannot tell the little green guys on the porch that another Hollywood
actor is our leader. Hollywood does not treat people well. Look at the Brittaney Spears girl.
Then I thought Rudy. Yes the former Mayor of New York City may be The Man. He would have zapped the UFO guys
spacecraft, before it landed. The little green men would not have rang my doorbell. Rudy is the man, He will not be "neurotic" about killing the enemies (of America) like the rest of The Presidential candidates. Plus there was the Seinfeld
TV show that said good things about Rudy. The USA will be safe for 4 years. Your funeral guy will not have to do his low cost funeral.There will be broad prosperity, personal freedom, better future, and maybe shared responsibility.
After this something profound happened.
I woke up. It was all a bad dream.
Or was it?
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NOTE:Dear Fellow blogger,
Because you are posting a blog on a site that is easily accessible, it is important that you thorougly research your topic before you decide to post. At ProgressiveU, we encourage people to avoid misrepresenting facts, as other people may read your blog and may glean information that is not true. We also ask that you please refrain from promoting your personal business.
John Edwards is a TRIAL lawyer. Meaning: he fought class-action law suits against major corporations, for doing pesky things like for example, knowingly putting defective car parts in our cars, which cause them to blow up (like Ford Motors).
John Edwards and Al Gore have no affiliation, actually. Al Gore's runningmate in 2000 was Joe Lieberman of Conneticut. John Edwards ran in 2004, a year in which Al Gore did not seek the nomination.
Rest in peace
yourfuneralguy
Please realize my personal business is not mentioned on the internet, in connection to my cause the low cost funeral.
My cause is the low cost funeral just as for example, gay rights is a cause.
In fact there is no website with my biz name on it that refers to anything funeral. Nor may you find one with my personal business name connected to politics or funeral.
I have a book that will be printed. However the titled has just been decided on...The cover and manuscript are not complete. The book has been mentioned on Progressive U. mistakenly when I started blogging here. The book is about my cause the lower cost funeral. It mentions my name and sells no funeral goods or services.
In fact I do not refer or recommend or sell any funeral services now or in the book.
John Edwards as a trial lawyer is connected in a big way with "corporations" Edward's attacking corporations in general is attacking the hand that fed this trial lawyer paycheck.
John Edwards connection to Al Gore is a bit of a stretch. Al Gore endorsed Kerry Edwards in 2004. Because this is a stretch I stand corrected. Blog corrected.
With all due respect, you have been "peddaling" funeral services on this website, and that is evident from reading your blog posts. You mention "low cost funeral" in about every blog title; let's be honest here, please. You also misrepresent what your blogs are about, tagging them "effective government" and other progressive principles.
You do have a unique perspective, and you can sure write about funerals all you want, but your blogs seem to mostly "advertise" you, without providing beneficial information. Low cost funerals may be your cause, but if this is so, very few of your blog entries actually inform the reader about how to save money. This is one of the few posts in which you talk about your viewpoint on a certain issue, and you still manage to stick "low cost funeral" in here somewhere. And it is not my business to go investigate you to see if you are telling the truth, so I'm not going to check for a business website or anything. I'm simply concerned about issues relating to our blogging community.
If I am misunderstood, please do a better job of explaining why your cause relates to progressive principles; simply randomly writing "better future" doesn't warrant one to tag a blog as such. If your blogs have nothing to do with it, then please don't miscategorize it. Realistically, can dead people have a better future? I'll be looking forward to your unique posts in the future, but please incorporate my suggestions.
And simply fighting corporations doesn't mean you are a corporate lawyer, as corporate lawyers work FOR corporations, and not against them. It is a special subfield in Law, and John Edwards is in the subfield of Trial Law. =p
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yourfuneralguy
This is the only blog post referring to my personal low cost funeral.
In the USA If one chooses a low cost funeral, the choice has to be allowed because of a body of law called the funeral rule.
So even the mention of a low cost funeral has to do with effective government in the USA.
A low cost funeral implies more money for a better future,more money for broad prosperity, for the living. This is true every time low cost funeral is mentioned.
Most blog posts, not this one, make reference to cremation,or the choice of no embalming, Cremation and no embalming almost universally lower the cost of any funeral, (anywhere on the globe) and are a sure fire way to a low cost funeral. Al low cost funeral puts the focus on life not death.
Reference to the Edward's lawyer thing has been removed from the post.
Your statement on appropiate tagging is helpful advice. Thank you for pointing this out. In future blog posts I will give closer scrutiny to my titles and tags.All your suggestions will be implemented. Thanks
Rest in peace
Your Funeral Guy
who the hell is this guy always talking about low cost funerals?
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yourfuneralguy
Can there be a cause other than gay rights, Conservatism, liberalism, save the earth etc.?
I certainly think so. Contrary to perceptions I am not "peddling" funeral services.
When I set my goals and dreams for my life, I also planned a low cost funeral. So I can apply more money for life.
Live life like Jimmy Buffet, Invest like Warren Buffet.!
restinpeace
yourfuneralguy.