Progressive U's Quotes of the Week (with new quotes!)

Hi, sorry I haven't blogged about these things in so long but you know, stuff happenes. By the way, yes I'm a dork I know. Not really progressive but it's funny. So I
was reading the comments and I just realize sometimes we might say
things that are a bit off the wall. So, don't get uptight, I thought we
would just have some laughs? I am posting the quotes that I
thought were funny, who knows maybe someone will actually read this
blog. From now on I will up date it every week or month... depending on how I feel, and the fact that I have a life.

September 2007 (new quotes)

"First god makes cows. Then he makes creeping things and wild animals."
Atheist Commentaries Genisis 1:20-131
By Jsaj - Posted on September 17th, 2007

I don't think they're fried...I was just saying that I'd eat fried apples...lol" ~ Comment made by Nicholas Aden
Apple Fries at Burger King?
Original blog by BrittniT - Posted on September 13th, 2007

"Not mildly funny, but gut busting, rolling on the floor while pee dribbles hysterical."
Girly Men Anonymous: The Best of Both Worlds
By Fallon - Posted on September 16th, 2007

"I do not care if John fucked little Jenny behind the school yesterday while you were in your kitchen fucking your dog. I do not give a flying fornication."
What Not To Blog About
By Nicholas Aden - Posted on September 18th, 2007

Below are my top 10 favs from Spring 2007 see all funny qoutes here

May 2007

"Don't you DARE say that cutting off my wife's head
and eating it after having sex is unnatural --the praying mantis does
it all the time!"-KC commenting to another blogger on G.M. 2

April 2007

1. "Wow. Really? An ancestor of the chicken did that? Wow. Were you
there when it happened? -CarmenAncutaSmith commenting to another member
on Putting God in a Box by CarmenAnuctaSmith

2. “...then the class laughs, the prof is pissed off and I die a little inside.”-npsm18, Mon 4/16/07 commenting on Top Five Should-Be Progressive Topics by kfed

3. "AGAIN, How can you even begin to compare a human life to POULTRY?!"-LaurenO commenting to another member on I have an announcement...I'm Having an Abortion, Mon 04/09 by Diamler

4. "Sometimes I like to read comments with my pants off. Is that counterproductive?"-by Diamler commenting on Progressive U'su quotes of the day by npsm18

5. "Mary was abstinent, and it didn't do her any good."-Jaded Neophyte commenting to another member on The Dangers of Abstinence by Jaded Neophyte

6. "We'd be left with saying something along the lines of: Shit happened. Here we are. End of story.-Fallon commenting on Teachers drop the Holocaust to avoid offending Muslims by Fanaile Essence

7. "Why can I not deprive someone of personal property?"-constance commenting to another member on Don't Cry: A Letter to the Womb by jane_T

8. "More bums should eat squirrels. They wouldn't have to beg as much."-Daimler commenting to another memeber on I have an announcement...I'm having an abortion by Daimler

9. "Don't condemn ME because of YOUR beliefs...also, might I remind
you that HOUSE is a TV show..."-The Pit Goddess commenting to another
member on I have an announcement...I'm having an abortion by Daimler

10. "Look, if your lame god wants to deal with me after I'm dead,
that's great. I'll bareknuckle box him or something."-TJBric commenting
on Memoirs of a Christian Nation by npsm18

If you see any others PM me if you'd like :)

Oh and uh, feel free to comment...