S.666 - Fun Security and Calender Reform Act of 2007

Sir Andrew's picture

I managed to get my hands on this bill that has been secretly circulating around the Senate.


S.666
Fun Security and Calender Reform Act of 2007

SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE

This bill may be referred to as the 'Fun Security and Calender Reform Act of 2007'.

SEC. 2. SENSE OF CONGRESS.

It is the sense of Congress that the calender is in need of dire reform, and that Congress should create appropriate legislation to implement this reform. It is also the sense of Congress that the President should sign such legislation into law.

SEC. 3. CALENDER REFORM

The second day of the week ("Modays") shall be renamed "FunDays" effective immediately after this legislation is signed into law.

 


Contact your senators and tell them to support this legislation!

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Corlea's picture

Is that real? It seems so ridiculus.

Sir Andrew's picture

LOL, not really.

But I wouldn't expect anything less from the Congress of Clowns.

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"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan

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