"The Mommy Test"

kaylaosteen3's picture
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 a cute story!

 A mother was out walking with her 4 year old daughter.
 She picked up something off the ground and
 started to put it in her mouth. She took the item
 away from her and she asked her not to do that.
 
"Why?" her daughter asked.
 
"Because it's been laying outside, you don't
 know where it's been, it's dirty and probably
 has germs." the mother replied.
 
At this point, her daughter looked at me with
 total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do
 you know all this stuff?"
 
"Uh," ...she was thinking quickly, "All Moms know
 this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have
 to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
 
They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
 but she was evidently pondering this new
 information.
 
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't
 pass the test, you have to be the Daddy."
 
"Exactly" she replied back with a big smile on her

 face and joy in her heart.

Cute. Yet another perpuation of percieved feminine superiority.

Lol! So that's why mommies know all those things! ;)

Oh, come on now. What, have we run out of thoughtful things to say about the illegal immigrants and myspace that we have to resort to posting all this junk?

kaylaosteen3's picture

funny no one else is complaining but you! You must love when I post blogs cause it's easy points for you to receive just by complaining...which just so happens to be your number one attribute! Congrats!

cute story

Tilly's picture

That's adorable! mommies rock!
May the Force be with you...and God bless.

kaylaosteen3's picture

thank you, mom's are the salt of the earth....mine is

That's cute. I love little kids.

kaylaosteen3's picture

Yeah, they really do say the darndest things:)

sodamnbeautiful's picture

Aw that's pretty cute.

missionsminded_maiden's picture
Member of the Progressive U Alumni Association

SO CUTE!!! I love the innocent honesty of kids!
Bekka Joy

Awwww........that was so cute.

dolphinqt's picture

I thought everything we post has to be our own, not taken from a post on myspace. are we to plagiarize things that people have wrote?????? what happened to your thoughts??????

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