A Modest Proposal
A Modest Proposal
As the media affects society more and more each day, the population of the “plastics’ increases as well. The “Mean Girls” of America are an army that must be destroyed.
These are typically the girls who shop all day and only care for themselves. They move in groups called cliques and use their powers to suck you in. Typically pink is the color of their group. Beware of the pink masses.
If we don’t do something about this army, they will use their evil powers and turn us all into clones of Paris Hilton.
They have already begun to take over the toy industry. They are slowly eliminating Barbie from the shelves and placing new material girls on them instead.
I cringe whenever I see a Brat doll wearing so much makeup that she looks like a frosted cake.
They have such an affect on the young girls of today and are rapidly changing them into material girls.
This army also has names for each of their soldiers. They can be seen with words such as “princess” “angel” and “hottie” printed across the bottoms of their pants. If you see them, run in the opposite direction—they might want to take you shopping.
This army has a hideout called The Mall. There, they have everything they need or want, including any boys they may capture as prisoners.
We need to eliminate this army before it is too late. By getting rid of them, we can reduce the risk of the U.S. becoming more materialistic than it already is.
I propose that we eliminate at least one-third of the country’s hair and nail salons along with some brand name stores. I propose that shows like “The Simple Life” and “The Bad Girls Club” get canceled from television.
If so many of these girls become desperate enough for a manicure, or if they fall into depression because their TV show got canceled, they might conform to a new way of life. Hopefully this will lower this army’s population and eventually eliminate them.
Also, the assassination of Paris Hilton is an option, but I’ll leave that for you to decide. Think my proposal over. I must leave you now because Mean Girls is on channel nine, and I’d hate to miss it.
Mean girls could be any girl. They could be the prettiest or the ugliest person. the truth is that they are all ugly inside. they do it to hurt other people tomake themselves feel powerful, but in the end they're the real losers. they're also the stupidest people alive because they waste their time ruining others' lives when they should be doing good for their lives.