Falling down stairs,
running into doors,
she's always been clumsy.
Ask her and watch
the smile as she relives
her carefree days.
She still hasn't grown up.
My wife is a klutz.
Take today,
she fell down the stairs
carrying our laundry.
A broken arm and
3 fractured ribs
Dang doctor called the police
and they wasted 2 hours
of my time interrogating
me about my wife's clumsiness.
Every scrape and bruise
had its own story.
A fall off a bike,
or tripping over her own two feet.
My wife is very clumsy, officer.
That's all there is to it.
Good day.
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