What is chauvenism? What do women consider a male chauvenist pig? Is it one who holds open the door? Lifts something heavy for them? Gives up his seat? Believes that a women's only purpose is to live in the kitchen and serve dinner at your lazy boy (and operate the remote for you if you are too tired)? Many feminists might answer yes to all of these questions, but I hope that most normal women would at least admit that the first three aren't chauvenism. So what exactly is chauvenism?
This teenage guy NEEDS to know.
P.S. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It allows them to stand closer to the sink. (JUST KIDDING)



I would hope so too my man, but there are plenty of women I have met that would answer yes to all.
But I'm sure there are many more who are with you.