Ich bin ein beginner blogger. And In order to release the tension I'm going to try something: I'm going to spend the next two minutes spilling my guts on this post.. Anything that comes to my mind in the next two minutes goes to the keyboard to satisfy your curiousity, amusement, derisiveness or disgustedness. This should be fun:
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hI. BLOGGER HERE. THIS SUCKS ALREADY. I CAN'T SEEM TO CONTROL THE CAP LOcks key: whoof that's great. okay, what do i want to do here. i just saw this site on one of thsoe scholarships websites adn i thought i'd join. i don't feel so great right now. this bloody sucks. bloody? i've been watching tooo much british people on tv. why the hell do they say that? like its some bad curse word. Anyway, whatever happened to the days of yore. when one could write whatever they thought in a journal. and hide it under their matress. I'm supposed to be writing an SAT practice test right now. yeah, right. i don't care. if i fail, i fail, life must go on. perhaps i should watch a little tv. perhaps a little cnn. they say i watch too much bloody tv. note blodoy again: well, what's one going to do: debate yesterday night: i think obama aced it. though narrowly though, i think mccain was irritating and not funny. "i don't have my seal yet" mcccainnnnnnnn. you're old boring. and that mrvpnwwwilf.
most ridiculous VP nominee who wont win i'd like to fondle. in the words of russell brand. ah, i love that dude. they were so outraged at vmas. cos he made fun of those lying boys. I hate those kids. singing and dancing their way to fame. they're liars. promise rings or no promise rings........they suck. and the fact is that i know they've had sex. no, not because i've had sex with them, because i can just tell. i'm not gay. though i wish i could dress like russell brand. although, i'd probaably get stoned. ok, my hands r starting to hurt now. so i guess i should rein in my barrage of sick thoughts. sick thoughts. me i never have sick thoughts. sick thoughts r for sick people. hinese guymnasts underage. oh, there should be a c there........................................
ahhhhhhhhh, that feels better.........................
thank you for reading my insanely perverse thoughts...................... thank you, merci beaucoup, danke schon, gracias, grazie.
