FIDEL CASTRO IS DEAD
IT'S TRUE. Perez Hilton never lies!
Now, while you're all dancing, here is some music to dance to.
If he's not dead, please, Cuban government, don't kill me.
'Cause the source is http://perezhilton.com/ and Perez hangs out in Cafe Marcos in Santa Monica everyday. So go there.
UPDATE: Just so you know, I'm completely kidding. I just think this story is hilarious.
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It'll be a glorious day when that bastard Castro is dead, along with his buddy Chavez.
Here here!
I really hope Perez is right. He's always right, so I've got hope.
You know who isn't dead though?
Elvis.
Oh yeah, Elvis is so still alive. That's OBVIOUS.
Oh yeah, Elvis is so still alive. That's OBVIOUS.