The Presidential Race began a year ahead of schedule last year...oh joy. Now we are down to the final haul by the candidates and their supporters. So let us take a look at the top ones...or the ones I can make the most fun of.
Rudy Giuliani - This man is running on the I'm Catholic so I'm in touch with the Christian majority ticket. As well as the I pulled you fuckers through an attack on our country ticket. Giuliani is worthless in this election because American's are way to concerned with his private life, than his government life. And you wonder what's fucked up with this country?
Mike Huckabee - "This country is in a moral decline." Yes Huckabee only because homosexuals are able to be butt-buddies, then this country is in moral decline. Could it be in decline because we have "moral" people like you who feel the need to break a founding principle of this country? Or because our government is corrupt...something that I seriously doubt that you will do anything about.
Mitt Romney - If you don't vote for this guy...then you are religiously intolerent because you hate morons, I mean Mormons. Yes, that is exactly what it feels like and with Romney trying to pull a Kennedy but falling flat on his face...well I don't expect the public to vote for him...those damn atheists!
Fred Thompson - I'm old, I was a movie star like Reagan, so vote for me...oh and your parents are voting for me so that means I'm a good choice. Too bad you started to late and your policies are shit plus you're in bed with the religious conservatives.
Hillary Clinton - "I'm not trying to use my husbands influence to get elected." Ha, yeah right. And If you don't vote for Hillary, well then you hate women. Oh yes, I get a hard when I think of having sex with a girl because I hate women...nice call you feminist cunts. She also runs on the fumes that are choking the lower and middle classes thought-processes when it comes to the concept of Universal Healthcare. Yep, leave it up to the democrats to make a program that decides when they're not going to pay for your medical bills because you've reached the maximum level.
John Edwards - The guy who started the trend of suing big companies because the human race is mostly filled of morons and who can talk to dead fetuses...who does he think he is, the ghost whisperer? This is also the man who's wife called some of their neighbors "rabid republicans" because they had a sign in their yard saying Bush 2004. What is this shit? Hasn't cancer showed you that life is too precious to call people names that you don't know a shit about?
Barack Obama - Ah, who could forget Obama. This guy runs on the, I'm Black so if you don't vote for me then you're a racist ticket. He even has Oprah backing him. Now she claims it's because she supports his stances, but we all know the real reason...because Obama is black, just like her. If Obama wasn't running, she'd be backing Clinton. So Obama won't win and of course he'll say it's because the nation is full of racist pricks.
So this concludes my tirade of what I feel is wrong with our presidential candidates. Who would I vote for you ask? Well Ron Paul but if not him, well then no one cuz this whole field is probably the crappiest I've ever seen it. If I offened you, I'm terribly sorry, but you'll have to get over it like the rest of us. But please feel free to add to this list or to attack me.
Josh
"This has be brought to you by a guy who's been listening to way to much Lewis Black and George Carlin, thank you and good night."
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I'll be doing a life sentence at Rikers should Clinton win...
Nicholas Aden
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If Clinton wins I might just have to kill myself after I go find everyone who voted for her and kill them in the most horrible ways possible.
Can I come X-(
I'd like to show them this face X-([
Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted
Haha, certainly. I'd like to show them this face :-& as my mind tries to graps the absurdidty of their vote.
You all think that's scary, what about this. Clinton v. Guiliani. I'd move to Canada.
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
Friedrich Nietzsche
The more I learn about these candidates the more I want to go into politics instead of Biochemical Engineering. I might be an engineer by degree, but I'll be the president one day.... And you'll vote for me...or else my secret service team is gonna have a LONG chat with you.
Nicholas Aden
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lol, somehow I can see that happening.
Good, because I can't. I need more faithful followers, like yourself, to maintain power. Wanna join my army? 8-}
Nicholas Aden
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What are the benefits? I won't join any army unless the benefits include an absence of life threataning situations.
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
Friedrich Nietzsche
I agree with Jsaj, what are the benefits?
Not ending up at the bottom of my caste system.
Nicholas Aden
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I need more leverage than that.
You'll actually have a "decent" life? Like, you'll be in the top 1/10th. It goes me, my family, my army, my supporters, everyone else.
Nicholas Aden
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Hmm, let me think about that...but you do know I'll have to eventually get tired of my job and overthrow you and the government so that the US descends into anarchy.
Which is why they'll have someone watching you.
from 500 yards.
with a high powered rifle with a good scope.
Story of my life.
Don't wrorry though. That someone'll be me and I have terrible aim.
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
Friedrich Nietzsche
lol
Your Funeral Guy
R.Brian Burkhardt
I will move to Canada,
Effective Strategy
2 health care systens
2 Social Security Systems
You can live here or their.
Dual citizenship
If one goes to hell.
You have another choice.
Hey, Booth is famous for his assassination. Why not you?
You could have museums devoted to you.
Pieces of your body [supposedly] could be on display all over the world.
The houses you visited, the trails you took, the plays you were in...
You could be known for shouting "Sic Semper Tyrannus" or something of the like as you dive away from the scene after the assassination of the big... fat... bitc--- lady!
Only in your case, you'll be doing the right thing.
Am I going to be hunted down by the FBI for saying this?
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If You Swear That There's No Truth And Who Cares, How Come You Say It Like You're Right? [Bright Eyes]
http://progressiveu.org/143541-how-to-survive-the-2008-elections
No, because Nick doesn't control the FBI yet.
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
Friedrich Nietzsche
Good point.
And when he does control it, it won't really be an issue. Right?
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If You Swear That There's No Truth And Who Cares, How Come You Say It Like You're Right? [Bright Eyes]
http://progressiveu.org/143541-how-to-survive-the-2008-elections
As long as you ppledge your loyalty to him and make public statements that you were wrong in everything you said against him.
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
Friedrich Nietzsche
She gave birth to my children; instant Karma right there.
And even when i do control the FBI, I'll dismantle it; they'd have the power to do things behind my back. Like I'd allow that kind of shit...
Nicholas Aden
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FBI- Fanatical Butt-Kicking Inebriate
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
Friedrich Nietzsche
Fucking Bureaucratic Institution. When I own it, it will be the Federal Bureau of Intriguing Shit.
Nicholas Aden
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But the country wouldn't love Nick, he'd terrify them into loving him.
Blasphemer! Everyone would love me. Or else.
Nicholas Aden
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Want me to spread some love for you? =;
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
Friedrich Nietzsche
Rudy Giuliani - He is a Democrat running as a Republican. On every issue, he cannot be distinguished from Liberman. Liberman, you'll remember, ran and won as an independent when the Democrats tossed him out of the boat for daring to support fighting the terrorists.
When he won, the Democrats cuddled up to him and he reaccepted their support (and promised to support them) . .. apart from being offiically an I, he is a D.
Mike Huckabee - Of the frontrunners, (Rudy, Romney and him) he is my favorite, but only because I believe he would take a firm stance on the war and on gun control.
Mitt Romney - Slightly to the right of Rudy. Otherwise, a Liberal.
Fred Thompson - He has some good ideas and I think he'd do a good job. Remember that he served in congress and believed in term limits. When his term was over, rather than seeking a reelection that he could have easily won, he walked away from the power. That speaks volumes. Unfortunately, he is not as pretty to look at as Romney, so he doesn't get the nod.
As for the republicans in general, I am saddened how far to the left they have all gone. A Democrat just 10 years ago would have no problem voting for half of them.
The Democrat candidiates? We have a Socialist, a rampant liberal idiot, and a shady lawyer who made millions by convincing a stupid jury that he could channel the words of a dead baby, in order to prove that a disorder NOT related to doctors was somehow caused by a doctor.
every one of them ought to be round up, tarred and feathered, then booted out of town. I pity America if any of them take the reigns... especially with a Democrat Congress that would actually SUPPORT their stupid and dangerous ideas.
Like Lewis Black says, “A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!'”
Then the independent stands up and shouts, "But I've got one that tops both ideas!"
Nicholas Aden
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And usually they do, but mostly it's from the liberterians and anarchists.
Saddly, too often that is accurate. I am thankful that I have good people representing me in Oklahoma.
Just need to boot the Dems in STATE offices.
Guilianni's probably the worst choice, in my opinion. He was too close to the events of 9/11 and the effects on him show like a beacon. Perhaps an election or two from now, but not this time.
Clinton...meh...I just don't really like some of the views she has. Can America handle a female president? Oh yeah, just not her.
Obama seems to be a good one, though I haven't kept up with him since he first decided to run.
Of course, I'm not voting for any of them, anyway.
Ron Paul '08! :-h
-- quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Rudy is way too liberal. his ONLY conservative point, as I see it, is that he supports fighting terrorists.
Clinton is a wholescale socialist. Period.
Obama is a goof. he is the classic pretty-boy politician... does whatever is popular and otherwise stands there quiet, looking good.
Ron paul.... eh... he's recently had some bad connections come up between him and white supremacy groups... connections that he is not seperating himself from.
I don't think we want a david duke in the white house.
What? You mean the $500 Black donated to him that he doesn't plan to return?
I don't blame Paul, it's $500 less that Black has to spend on his own campaign. And if anyone thinks that $500 would turn anyone, especially one as strong-willed as Paul, then they're in for a very rude awakening.
And another note, according to the AP article I linked above, Black acknowledges that he can't change Paul's mind, he donated the money because he supports some of Paul's views.
I do like your note about Obama, though, that's amusing.
-- quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Wow, a whole 500 dollars. How many millions has he raised in the past week?
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
Friedrich Nietzsche
No, I'm talking about the support from actual neo-nazi supporters and groups, not just monitary, but actual support.
One example is the white supremist group called "Stormfront" which has been rallying people to support Ron Paul. He has specifically NOT turned away such support, and there have been pictures released showing Ron Paul meeting up with Black and the rest of Stormfront's sick group.
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php/ron-paul-revolution-live-...
They're really stumping for him. so are other neo-nazi and white power type groups.
You don't fault someone because of those who support them, but you do fault someone if they refuse to return donations and refuse to seperate themselves from such a group.
That's called freedom of speech. They're allowed to cheer for whoever they want. It doesn't mean he supports them, it means they support him.
And show me where other donations from them have been made, because I'm only finding that one $500 one that everyone and their brother is making a big stink about.
Would anyone make a big deal if a black power group was donating money to Paul and he refused to return it? Probably not because it would be racist for him to return it, even if the group's views were like Stormfront.
-- quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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R.Brian Burkhardt
Republican black woman.
No way, her policies are just as bad as Bush's, imo