Good evening, America. It's your Commander in Chief. This will be a short message from me. To begin, what's the deal with these elections? I mean, heh, you got a member of the AARP, an African-American, and a woman! Why don't you just allow me to be the head for another four years? My strategery worked for eight years, America.
Sure, I had my problems with Cheney shooting that guy when he was huntin'. But it wasn't his fault. I told him too *chuckle*. But, seriously America, these eight years have been fun, haven't they? Sure we've had our downs like September 11th and the War on Terror (no, not a Global War stupid), but we've also had our ups like me not being able to open a door, looking through binoculars without the lenses off, and even reading a book upside down!
So, in all reality, you should vote for me again. I am the right choice. Heh, no doubt there. McCain's too old, he'll fall asleep during a speech. Obama has no clue what's going on...and Hillary...well who says Monica won't come back? However, we all do know she wore the pants during Bill's terms. So, maybe she is the best choice?
I really don't know. I think we should have the Governator become the President with his big guns and his actual guns and say "I'll be back" and come back with Osama bin Laden in his hands. He's my hero. I wish I was built like him. Man, I wish I had a Big Mac right now. What ever happened to Mark McGwire? Mark Twain...he was a good writer...but then again, so am me.
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Heh. That was funny.
On a serious note though, I do remember hearing conspiracy theories about how President Bush was going to suspend elections so that he could retain power.
(Of course, I also heard conspiracy theories that President Bush was going to set up a concentration camp for gay people where they had to convert to be a straight christian, or they'd be killed. That was told to me by a gay guy I used to work with, with tears in his eyes, when they announced that President Bush won in 2000)
I just wish there was someone conservative to vote for.
Honestly, i voted for Bush Both times, And if i could, i'd vote for him again....
I wish Huckabee(sp?) did not drop out.
now i am just gonna watch the little hopefuls fight it out, and vote for Mcaine. I can't stand Clinton or Obama. Obama won't even put his hand over his heart when they do the anthem and the pledge.
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That was funny. Nice parody of Bush!
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