Epic Kitty Catching Maneuver

It was dark. Cold. A slight breeze blew the little strands of hair that
couldn't be held up in her hair tie. Her eyes, filled with determination,
and intent; carefully watched her target softly walk across the deck.

Slowly she neared it. Calling it carefully, softy, sweetly. It was a practiced form of
deception. Her nerves were tense, and her body ready...so at the right moment,
she could take action.

As she got close enough, she noticed her target, did not fear her, nearly as much
as she had anticipated. Was she underestimating the situation? Or was it
just a stream of luck? She dare not stop to think. With impulse, and extreme
caution, she ceased her opportunity.

All in a flash, a sudden jump, and a near tackle,

she had caught it.

"GOT IT!" She said proudly, and she carried her heavy prey into the house, and up the stairs; all the while saying "I got him...I got him!".

As she reached the bedroom, she heard a gasp or two, and then a sudden "Aaaawwwwwww" from everyone gathered in the room, for what seemed an unplanned family meeting. "I GOT IT!!!!" Again she exclaimed, as she handed her victim to her mother.

"He's so cute!" was the response to his arrival.

Yes, she had caught him; a big fat, fluffy kitty. And with pride she stood,
as she watched her family enjoy the latest capture.
Mom had wanted that pudgy kitty for a few weeks... and finally. Victory.

Yes... I am the great Cat hunter. For many years, since childhood, I have
buried dead family pets, helped baby birds back to their nests...
and always attempted to catch, the infamous, and evil felines that roam
about the neighborhood. And now, finally, I have accomplished, the near impossible.

Needless to say, the cat was only running around the yard,
because its that time of the year, and yes, there was a woman involved.
Lexi, the family cat; lured him in, with her lovely fur coat,
and glow-in-the-dark green eyes.

It took a lot of courage to capture the animal. But I did it.
An old friend of mine, ElDustine, (the chimp chaser ((and killer))) titled
my victory, "Epic Kitty Catching Maneuver".
And, So it is.

Alas, I must leave you all now,
as I must be ready for my next adventure. Farewell!