President Bush is a Shape-shifting Lizard?!

katiecrescent's picture

lizards    Or at least that is what David Icke likes to argue. He believes that all the members of the Bush family, many important and key members of the government, and many past presidents and important key figures in shaping our world are all part of the Illuminati. To him, the Illuminati is a race of shape-shifting humanoids from the constellation Draco known as the Babylonian Brotherhood.

    He once stated that "The Rothschilds, Rockefellers, the British royal family, and the ruling political and economic families of the U.S. and the rest of the world come from these SAME bloodlines. It is not because of snobbery, it is to hold as best they can a genetic structure — the reptilian-mammalian DNA combination which allows them to 'shape-shift'."

    Now, I am not ruling out that there may be extra terrestrial life or that they have made attempts to contact some people, because who knows, it could happen.... right???
Yet, I do believe this theory to be a little difficult to swallow. I just don't see some of the most prominent people in the world living underground as reptiles, only to turn back into a human upon coming back up to the surface of the Earth.
I do believe some of our presidents and government figures to be a little off and sometimes sketchy, but reptiles? Nah.
Let's just say, I am a little skeptical.

bridge's picture
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President Bush isn't a shape-shifting lizard, he's a manatee, silly!

Who is this David Icke? Is he just some random weirdo or did he write a book or something? Probably the editor of the Weekly World News or something...

Jsaj's picture
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Lizard. No. Shape shifter no. Small made in China authentic Caribbean statuette. yes.

"What a man does for pay is of little significance. What he is, as a sensitive instrument responsive to the world's beauty, is everything!"
H. P. Lovecraft

jessica85339's picture

David Icke sounds like he is full of bizzare theories.

Kiota's picture

Wow, that would explain EVERYTHING!

katiecrescent's picture

David Icke has written many books and tours the world giving lectures on his theories. This is by far his most bazaar one. Although I must admit that he is in fact a very intelligent man. He makes a lot of good points in other theories of his.
check him out. Some of his stuff makes.
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mommatrish's picture

stop letting brandon pick what you two watch.

and he's a bunny, god, everyone knows that!
MommaTrish - mom of 2 boys and a bump

wombels's picture
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It says there is no such thing as a nobody and that includes you, whoever you are. It says do not judge yourself or others by the standards and filters that you are programmed to worship by a system with a fundamental self-interest in dictating the way you see the world.

David Icke takes one beyond the flatness and ignorance!

Google (video) him while make up your own mind, one might be(come) surprised!

http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/all/

blackout's picture
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David Icke is a nutbag, and those who adhere to his truly insane ramblings are either naive fools (at best) or nutbags themselves. Rather than watching a bunch of nutbag videos about nubag conspiracy theories, why not ask instead if there Mr. Icke has ever been able to produce any actual, objective evidence to support his nubag theories. The answer is "no," of course, because guess what...? He's a nutbag!

TTFN,
Blackout

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...and certainly doesn't rise to any reasonable standard of rational evidence.

TTFN,
Blackout
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