The greatest wastes of your time

To anyone who is bored enough to try these:

• Microwave Peeps (cute and tasty marshmallow treats) - don't go over 25 sec or it will explode

• Bang your head against a wall for an hour - this burns 150 calories

• Make a smoothie incorporating anything and everything in your fridge and feed it to your dog - don't put any chocolate, grapes, or raisins in this since they are toxic to dogs

• Make a house of cards and then destroy it using a leaf blower

• Spell your name with ice - don't be dumb. use the ice tray with the alphabet shapes. you might even try making the ice out of Kool-Aid

• Find out the name of those catchy songs used in various car commercials - don't hurt yourself. use the internet please.

• Go out and buy every single PEZ dispenser in the store - you might try Target, Kroger, Wal-Mart, etc.

• Name each key on the piano a member of your family and then call that note by name from now on - you might have to whip out the family tree and go back 500 years for this one

• Read my blog!