Let's make butter!

If you've always wanted to make your own butter, here's your chance.

Things you need:
Empty, clean jar big enough to hold one pint
One pint of heavy whipping cream
3 clean marbles
Waffle maker
Waffle batter
Maple syrup
Your mom

Step 1:
Place marbles in jar.

Step 2:
Pour whipping cream into jar.

Step 3:
Shake it like you mean it.

Step 4:
Repeat step 3 like mad until you sense butter forming.

Step 5:
Make waffles.

Step 6:
Spread your proudly-made butter on the waffles.

Step 7:
Eat waffles with a side of maple syrup.

Step 8:
Say, "Mmmmmmmmmmm."

Step 9:
Say, "Mmmmmmmmmmm" again.

Step 10:
Put dirty dishes in the sink.

Step 11:
Let Mom clean up after you.

Step 12:
Don't forget to say the "magic word" to your mom.

Step 13:
The magic word is not "thank you." It's "you missed a spot."

Step 14:
Repeat steps 1 - 13 everyday of your outstanding life.

P.S. - When the butter forms, there will be some watery junk in the jar too. Please do not drink, but discard. And if you do drink it, please don't tell me about it. Your silence will be greatly appreciated.