JESUS CRIST, who is he? Is he just a literary figure that a few crazy poeple decied to write about thousands of years ago? Is he a so-called "prophet" that gained millions of followers throughout the ages? Is he a demon brought here to tell lies about the universe? Or, is he the man that can save your life? Let me rephrase that, is he the man that has already saved your life if you will only let him? I believe that JESUS, is the last thing that I mentioned. Look, I know that not all of you are christians and i'm not trying to tick you off! I am just simply stating what I believe is the truth! Anyways, JESUS is the big man! JESUS will find you! JESUS will save you from the demonic hold that satan has on your soul! There is just one thing that you have to do! You have to leet him in! Open your heart to the lord! Anyways, GOD sent his one son to practicly buy your soul from satan. Have you ever seen the movie "The Passion of the Crist"? If so, did you see all of the blood? The blood that was shed for you? A lot of people think that you have to give your life to GOD, well, it's true! But, if you do, then your life will turn out to be the best that it could possibly be! It will bw a much better life then the life you will have without him! No one is perfect except for JESUS. GOD does not expect you to be perfect. Let JESUS save you or burn in the depths of Hell forever! Just listen, and he will be there!
Jesus is the big man that can pull you from the depths of HELL!
By ilovethemoviepe... - Posted on March 22nd, 2008
WHAT IF SOMEONE CHOSE TO NOT BE A CHRISTIAN? WOULDN'T THEY REGRET IT IN HELL?
Um
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Respectfully,
Adam
Um, yeah. Stick by your beliefs.
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Respectfully,
Adam
Jesus suffered VERY little compared to many, many others in his time. I don't feel that sorry for him.
Since Jesus's father was the one who created Satan in the first place, and the one who continues to allow people to go to hell and only saves them if they believe in his son for some weird reason... I think Jesus should be arguing with his dad.
so many sarcastic responses went through my mind at once that my brain exploded into a goopy satirical puddle.
Look, I know that not all of you are christians and i'm not trying to tick you off! I am just simply stating what I believe is the truth!
I'm glad you're stating what you believe to be true. Stating something you know to be false would hardly be something to post on a progressive website. And I'm pretty sure the non Christians are laughing or rolling their eyes--not fuming and trying to supress the fury of a thousand furious suns.
http://www.progressiveu.org/blog/sawaboof
"...There is a crushing guilt that comes with being a Catholic. Whether things are good or bad or you're simply... eating tacos in the park, there is always the crushing guilt."
-30 Rock-
so many sarcastic responses went through my mind at once that my brain exploded into a goopy satirical puddle.
I just loled so hard. I love you. Can I quote that?
absolutely, you can quote it. I was actually thinking of making it its own document so I can just cut and paste it as a response to whatever needs it, whenever. ;-)
http://www.progressiveu.org/blog/sawaboof
"...There is a crushing guilt that comes with being a Catholic. Whether things are good or bad or you're simply... eating tacos in the park, there is always the crushing guilt."
-30 Rock-
I dunno.
I identify as "Christian" but it seems as if this annoyed me more than the non-Christians of the site.
:idk:
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You are the Voice of the Childwen of the Revowution! [Toulouse, Moulin Rouge]
Yeah, if I were Christian I'd probably get even pissier about it because I'd think it gives Christians a bad name.
To put it bluntly, that's it exactly.
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You are the Voice of the Childwen of the Revowution! [Toulouse, Moulin Rouge]
That I was not being rude! That's all I have to say!
huh? to whom are you responding?
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You are the Voice of the Childwen of the Revowution! [Toulouse, Moulin Rouge]
Use the reply button, for all of our sakes.