*Kool-Aid Man voice* OH YEEEEAAAHH!!!!!

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

 I am more  excited than a 12 year old girl at her first dance!!!

STEPHEN T. COLBERT ( the T is for truthiness) IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

... well, in the South Carolina Primaries any way. But this is HUGETASTIC !!!!!!!!!! Honestly, my last blog was just a big rant about how I didn't know who to vote for, and how I didn't agree with any of the candidates, and wah wah wah... but this is the answer to all of my questions and MORE!

First, let me state that I was one of the first hundred or so members of the Facebook group "1,000,000 strong for Stephen T Colbert", one of if not THE fastest growing Facebook group EVER! I have been rallying support, advertising, forcing my freinds to the threat of violence to join this group, because of how strongly I agree with COLBERT '08!!! Let me just break it down. Here is the important stuff: Some people are trying to say that Colbert is a democrat, and that he mocks republicans on his show. He hates the current system, and is against everything republican. They think he is a Democrat. He is not. Colbert is Republicrat. A republican democrat. He is simultaneuously both and neither!!! The significance of this is that he has no obligations to please anybody, or to let some system over power his own decisions. The only corporate sponsorship he has to "repay" upon winning would be Comedy Central, and I HIGHLY doubt they have any political agendas!

Now, some people are doubting Colbert becuase they say he has no clue how to work in politics. This is one of the reasons I want to vote for him! His judgements, his decisions, his whole style will be natural, human, as close to the average American as we have seen yet! I have seen his (or his writers) oppinions on his show. Not necessarily through what he says, but by what he does NOT satire on the show. He holds certain topics to be unblasphemed. He knows what he is doing. Not just the comedian out to get a cheap laugh, but the wise and knowledgeable man is he!

THIS IS LIFE WITH DEREK!!!! THIS IS LIFE WITH DEREK!!!!!!

Stephen Colbert LOVES America, and will fight ANYONE who disagrees it is the greatest place on earth. That is what I want in my president. Oh, and even though this only matters to a small percentage of people, Colbert WAS raised Roman Catholic! THAT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME!!!

I AM A COLBERT VOTER ( And So Can You!)

 

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Nicholas Aden
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Is this a joke?

Most people are not going to vote for him because he "loves America," they are going to vote for him because they watch Comedy Central.

I hate this trendy society.

Sometimes I wonder why I love America so much.

[I see a blog coming...]

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Can I comment by just saying; AMEN!!!!!

AngryCyclops's picture

YES! Yes you may!

That would be totally acceptable! You can also personally thank me on AIM at retardedperson53 !!!

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He still gets voted for!!!

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Yes, he will get voted for. By a bunch of retardedperson53's.

And I mean that in no way to offend those who are offended by the word "retarded." Just to those that it applies to. If that doesn't make sense, ask Mr. Colbert. He's apparently brilliant because he can read a piece of paper that his writers hand him.

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The show is improve and Colbert is a character. The man that plays Colbert has opinions very different from his alter-ego.

At any rate, I don't think Colbert would make a good president. Too right wing for me.

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I agree. I don't know the man behind the character, and neither do 75% of the people who will vote for him.

That is the concern I have about this.

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I don't think he's ACTUALLY running, though. But I will still continue to wear my Stewart/Colbert '08 shirt. Anything will be better than Clinton or Guiliani or Obama or Thompson.

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Now thats the point!!!
He IS better than everyone else so far!!!!!!

THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO WRITE HIM IN TO EVERY STATE PRIMARY!!!

BurningExample's picture
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Understandable.

Thank you for being reasonable, not typing in all caps to THROW IT IN YOUR FACE! SEE! And for presenting a point like an adult.

I think maybe some people had too much sugar and need to be sent to bed early.

Sorry... I'm trailing off into complaining now.

Thanks again for being... well... smart.

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Wait, so Colbert is running as a Republican or a Democrat? Are you sure he really is running? Even CNN doesn't have his name as one of the Presidential Candidate. Another person who people are hoping to run is Al Gore ever since he won the Nobel Peace Prize and all...lol

This blog is very interesting. I wonder if people would actually vote for him. If I was old enough and if I was a citizen, I'll see what his positions are. I just hope he isn't taking the White House because people love watching his show. Sponsor from Comedy Central..l interesting indeed.
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I second that statement.

If they want to name him winner why don't they name any damn activist who never gets anywhere?

Maybe if we see results he'll get my acceptance.

But I don't like him anyway, so I'm not sure that'll happen.

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anyone see this as the next big reality TV show ... haha

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Can we clone him and Stewart, that would make my life shine Oh please Oh please Oh please...
---- I'd definitely be the idiot who would vote for him in the 08 election even though I know the chances of him winning would be slim to none
but I can't vote--I am only a permanent resident and not a US citizen BUT i wish i had the right to vote...hmm

"I leave my one and only grain of spiritual sand
to universal scales of humanity, all humanity...
forever is finding a solution to a solution." -Forever Begins, Common
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Take the test. It's not like it's a hard test.

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I don't have the 500 to cough up and send with my application so they even review my application-----I know the test is easy as something in middle school should know

"I leave my one and only grain of spiritual sand
to universal scales of humanity, all humanity...
forever is finding a solution to a solution." -Forever Begins, Common
http://www.progressiveu.org/231615-this-is-a-muslim-girls-plight

Fuck, it costs that much? No wonder there are so many illegals...it should be free. They already do a full background check, why make it cost of much?

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AngryCyclops's picture

well, the previously mentioned facebook group is at 127,000 in 4 days. and its still rising 3-5 new members every SECOND!!!

And this is all for people who are going to write in his name at there own state primaries, since he is only running in SC.

I asked the starter of the group, and he agreed that once we hit 1,000,000 we will send a petition to Colbert to run in every state!!!!!

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make that 521,928 in 6 days!!!

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