My mother has shot at least 30 people.

Scyze's picture

My mother is almost 50, completely caucasian, and from Houston, Texas. She's had a lot of time to do a lot of things in her life. Up to date, I would not doubt that she has shot at least 30 people. About two months ago, she shot a hispanic person. A few weeks ago, she shot a black person. No less than a couple days ago, she shot a little asian girl and her parents.

Sometimes, she gets paid. Sometimes, she doesn't--she just does it for fun, and because it looks good on her resume, as well.

I guess you could say that I'm lucky that I don't have to make up any stories to the police knocking at my door, asking questions. Then again, my mother has had a lot of experience, and she is very good at what she does--she's a professional. I highly doubt she will go to jail any time soon.

Not that her race makes her particular or supremacist--she's shot white people, too. Then again, I wouldn't put anything past her. She's shot me, too. As you can see, though, I'm still alive.

By the way, my mom is a photographer.

The smarter ones in the audience probably saw this coming, since I'm sure I really pushed your sense of disbelief to the max. I think this may have even been done before, but I don't know. Either way, this has been a blog to hopefully teach you something:

You shouldn't jump to conclusions. Never jump to conclusions, ever. It makes for stupid mistakes--always affirm, confirm, reaffirm, and then double check before doing anything. It's those things you take for granted, those things you aren't looking for, the questions you never asked, the stone you thought was a stone--it's those things that nip you in the ass.

Always be wary! Always think! Else, you might be bound for a fate more suited to a tragic hero--or something just incredibly awkward. Either way...

Don't jump to conclusions. ;)

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Ranger's picture

This was a very cute, unique and thoughtful blog. The more I read the more I was tyring to come up with a legit reason as to how someone could have "shot" so many people. When you revealed it, I was like, "Wow." Very nice.

A photographer...here I thought she might have been a nurse having given people shots.

I enjoyed reading this, it was very creative and well written!

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WEll, you must admit. His method of fooling people wasn't very creative. Now, if he had replaced shoot at with something else, we would be just as mislead but in a more creative way. He tells us she LITERALLY shoots at people. Not cunning, its lying. He should learn to play with words better.
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asmaw's picture

lol, but even a cop doesn't shoot or use his/her gun that much, well i figured i was wrong until I read that she shot a little asian girl..
nice creative way to get your point across, I wish I had some creativity, I suck at that sort of stuff but I lvoe reading it :)
I have been someone who assumes at times or jumps to conclusions, of course its come to bite me in the ass so it's a good leasson to remember

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I watch crash, and realize that we all survivors
no religion or race, whatever describe us." -Forever Begins, Common
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hey asmaw!! Congrats on being voted in best!!
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You fooled me! ahh, you got me good. =D I didn't see photographer coming at all. haha
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I reallly liked that. Very creative and insightful.
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Where is the "so what?" part? THe part that is progressive?
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BluFields's picture

Here I was thinking your mom was a nurse.

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Agh, I definitely DIDN'T see that coming. Nice post. I enjoyed reading it.

do u think wat she is doin is right? u belive that if ur getting paid for murdering people is right? something is wrong with ur morales and principles if u think this way. i u do think its wrong do u ever ask her why she does it and if there is anything else she can be doing as a legal occupation. if u all dont have a good sense of communication them write it in a note and then u cna truly express ur feeling to her even if she ignore ur advice the best thing is that she did indeed hear u out

mvenus929's picture
Managing Director of Progressive U

1) You did read the blog, right?
2) You do know how to spell, right?

If not, you might want to work on those two things before you start giving people advice...

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You are joking, right??!!!
DISCLAIMER: I am not being rude. I'm stating my opinion. No personal attacks are meant. Please give some leniency on how you take my words. imagine me saying them with a smile. ^__^

Haha, I was waiting for someone to respond like this. Mmm, blatant stupidity. Gotta love it.

(I'm assuming this comment was a joke.)

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