What would "JESUS" do on the "Internet"? Tell YOU to plan your "LOWER COST FUNERAL." He would enjoy HOLIDAYS.

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I am sure Jesus would go to a family gathering during the holidays.
I am sure he would have a (helluva) good time.

I do not think he would object he would object to supervising the kids on the internet at a HOLIDAY GATHERING.

When talk at the gathering would turn to those who have gone before us he
would come down on the side of the lower cost funeral.

JESUS would do many things on the internet if he were alive today,

One of the big things he would do today is to TELL YOU to plan your "LOWER COST FUNERAL"
The implied thing here is to plan your life and your death, live life to the fullest and get the lowest possible
FUNERAL COST. This will move you into broad prosperity, shared responsibility, personal freedom, and a better
future. LOW FUNERAL COST gives you more money for life. You will worry less about your death. and enjoy your holiday.

There is no secrecy about Jesus"s comment." Let the Dead Bury the Dead" LIFE is more important than death,.
The prophet Jesus is correct in directing us to the "LOW COST FUNERAL" His Muslim friends
of today are quite instructive about creating the "LOWER COST FUNERAL."

In using the Internet Jesus would clearly have a Web site, e -mail others and create an eternal membership site
and blog network. Most wise Internet users do this today, I admit I am not there yet because I am a flawed person.

This much I am sure, HE would promote living life (maybe even like Jimmy Buffet).
He would not promote death. He would tell you to plan your life as Warren Buffet.
He would be sure to mention the LOWER COST FUNERAL and be against funeral ripoffs.
An Important part of life planning is to plan your funeral.
Please do it carefully and do not get ripped off by High Funeral Cost.

I am sure Jesus would go to a family gathering during the holidays.
I am sure he would have a (helluva) good time.
I do not think he would object he would object to supervising the kids on the internet at a HOLIDAY GATHERING.
He would not talk about death during the holidays and probably get upset if someone brought it up.

Happy Holidays,

yourfuneralguy.

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WWJD? JWW.

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I guess this blog confused me just a little bit....

1) What do you mean by a "Low Cost Funeral?" Do you mean feeling no regrets as you die/after death? And why do Muslims have a "Lower Cost Funeral?"

2) Why would Jesus be scared to talk about death? It seems to me that he, of all people, faced death unafraid....

3) And what in God's name does all of this have to do with the Internet???????? I'm so confused.....

Love,
Sycamore Fitch

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I wouldn't say Jesus wasn't afraid....

He did cry in the Garden of Gethsemane before He was to be crucified.

Just sayin' ;-)

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Rest in peace
yourfuneralguy
http://www.yourfuneralguy.com

First, I changed my user name to rest in peace.
No, a simple html error was made and I decided not to continue
with your funeral guy.

I am very glad you asked your questions

Question 1: A lower cost funeral is a funeral that costs less than a traditional funeral....i entered the funeral profession at age 49, young and idealistic. I was blown away at the dishonesty and the theft that occurred in this field. I went in the field to help families but i found people in grief being taken advantage of. Eventually I would stand up to my employers and say.....I am not going to overcharge this family. I started out doing funerals at Arlington National Cemetery, the military provides most of the money for the funerals there. When I came back to the Midwest I was shocked at the HA HA mentality of the Funeral directors I eventually got injured and had to take a lot of time off ... so i wrote a book about some of my experiences

A lower cost funeral is a generally a cremation or one where a casket is obtained much less expensively off or on the internet.
Muslims and ironically Jewish people usually do not get embalmed. Their casket is usually a bottom of the line pine box. They always have a lower cost funeral.
Generally you can get a casket off the internet for much less than a funeral home. Funeral directors have to accept these caskets by LAW, Generally they keep you in the dark about the law and the rules of the game so they can make more money.

So now I have connected Funerals and the Internet..

Question 2: Jesus is not afraid off death, GOOD CHRISTIANS SAY HE CONQUERED DEATH....I believe he did. I am also certain he would use the INTERNET to get the word out...

HERE IS WHAT JESUS SAID LET "THE DEAD BURY THE DEAD" a good case for a low or no cost funeral,...............................................................................

Question #3-- Jesus if he were alive today...I think wold use the internet at his blog post" let the dead bury the dead!"

R.I.P Your Funeral Guy

I'm sorry for deleting your account!

Nicholas Aden
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Rest in peace
yourfuneralguy
http://www.yourfuneralguy.com

It is not as bad as the guy who suspended my website this morning.
Sh_t happens....most of the time can be corrected.

Death happens is a little harder to correct :?!)

We tried to correct my mistake, and we're putting bandaids (changing the author to your new account) on all of your previous posts as quick as we can. But alas, what's done is done. Why'd they suspend your site?

Nicholas Aden
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Rest in peace
yourfuneralguy
http://www.yourfuneralguy.com

I am stuck on bandaids-----thanks! :?!)

Suspension occurred because:

change of billing date with web host....and 5 day deposit problem at the bank...
officially some of it is my fault. Not critical now. Because my book is not finished but almost. done at the publisher.

rest in peace your funeral guy

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How is it ironic that Jews have a lower cost funeral? They don't embalm because they bury the body the next morning. and always have a closed casket funeral.

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restinpeace's picture
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Rest in peace
yourfuneralguy
http://www.yourfuneralguy.com

Jews and Muslims agree on procedures in death.
Muslims are generally not embalmed and bury asap.

It would be good if they could find some common ground in Life. :?!)

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Wouldn't the lowest cost funeral be cremation?

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Rest in peace
yourfuneralguy
http://www.lowercostfuneral.com/rbrianblog

The low cost no cost funeral is a shroud and in a cave or in the ground
His funeral happened that way!

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