The Earth Isn't Round

I don't believe the earth is round.

Yes ladies and gentleman, I'm probably crazy. But think about it, for millions of years...from the time the earth was formed by the big boom/hand of god, everyone KNEW that the earth was flat. But then one guy comes along, gives a good reason why it isn't, so we all believe him. The main reason why his idea fit was because nobody had a better reason for why the earth was flat. After all, when everybody believes you, there's no reason to back your theories up with proof. Why try and argue that the earth is flat if everyone else around you knows you're right? So anyways, idiot decides the earth is round, and so it sticks. But let's just pretend he made the totally wrong assumption, maybe he's just a total freaking idiot...and just for fun, we're basing our whole reason for why he is wrong on something any science teacher would pitch a hissy fit over...the people on the bottom of the planet should be upside-down.

Oh come on, you and I both know that science is bull...it's a whole entire subject devoted to trying to prove that there isn't any reason to attend church on sundays. Scientists are the kids in school who wanted to sleep an extra hour on sundays, and couldn't think of any better way of doing it than proving god had no meaning, that he is just some lie we all made up to keep ourselves from screwing like rabbits and killing everyone who smiles at us wrong. So what if this guy thousands of years ago just figured he'd throw a curveball, be a rebel, and lie and say the earth was round. Well nobody chose to argue with him, so he got to keep his idea around all the way up until...well...up until the next time earth gets blown to pieces and becomes more of an ovalur shape...or perhaps a small crescent. But anyways, think of all the stuff this guy did by screwing up his theory on the shape of earth.

First off, astronauts took pictures of how beautiful our little blue bouncy ball looks from the sky. Well let's face it, who was the last reliable person in space? NOBODY. Think about every time an average person tried to make it into space. We had that one kid from Nsync who has more money than the pope, yet couldn't pay his way on. Then we have the one teacher, who was blown to smitherines before she made it up a few thousand feet. We let a few nerds who have been brainwashed by the government tell us what our planet looks like, and they send back pictures that look strangely like paintings to "prove" the earth is flat. Have you ever seen the video from the moon? About 95% of it couldn't have really happened in space...yet all the people on earth believe we really fly, because it is EASIER to believe.

The earth is not round. The earth is not flat. We can't explain the earth because nobody knows what to call it. The earth is god's creation...his way of laughing in the faces of the nerds who attempt to prove that he was just a little spark in the everlasting sky. We are all part of a different dimension...while scientists know there are several other dimensions and states of matter and what not, they can't realize they are sitting on top of the biggest one. We accept the fact that earth is round because God lets us accept it... I honestly think he finds it ironic that all we are searching for about outer dimensions and crazy new kinds of matter is sitting right below us...Maybe one day god will fling all the australians off the planet, prove that it isn't just some super fast-spinning ball of humanity, and that we aren't round at all...we're earth....and may you be damned if you can tell me we're just another ping pong ball.

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