Osama bin Laden is dead.

 Not the actual person, but the elephant. The elephant was named after him because he killed 27 people in northeast India. He was shot down on a tea plantation yesterday. This is all kind of amusing to me. I never thought that elephants, especially ones with no tusks, would kill people. To bad it wasn't the real bin Laden, whom e was named after because for the last 2 years the elephant has remained quite elusive. Now however there is some questioning as to whether they got the right elephant. The questioning comes because the elephant that was killed was about 80 miles away from where Osama normally terrorizes people. Also, the elephant was buried quickly and no footprints were taken in order to correctly identify that this was indeed the killer elephant. I'm so sorry if I got your hopes up over the real bin Laden. Maybe they can make a song out of it though; I'm bin Laden, the real bin Laden, all you elephants are just imitating. Sounds like a hit to me.