Attention, All Procrastinators!

The First Annual Procrastinators' Anonymous Society meeting has been postponed until next year. The Society was founded by Benjamin Franklin in 1779 and has yet to hold their first meeting. Benjamin Franklin, although a founder, was never a member. Notable members from the American Revolutionary War (aka The American War for Independence) include David Johnson, Stephen Frome, Jackson E. Jackson and Frederick E. Smith.

Former US Presidents Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Grover Cleveland, Harry S. Truman and George Bush were almost members, but not one of them ever got around to joining.

Former members of the Society include former US Presidents Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, Andrew Jackson and Bobby Kennedy. Although there has yet to be a meeting, the Society grows daily.

Some members will eventually be kicked out because of actual activity. Rules for membership will eventually be posted.

Somewhere.

Some day.

Maybe.

In other news, Circus-13 owner/executive producer Timm Gillick is actually a member of Procrastinator’s Anonymous. His wife signed him up for the service since he never did. Emilie (Timm’s wife) is also a member. Timm signed her up out of spite.

To all you other members out there, our membership badges are still on order. PAS members Paul Mannering and Bill Hollweg (both also associated with Broken Sea Audio) are still working on the simple badges, as they have been for the past year and a half. Their wives also signed them up.