I am having a tad bit of fun this Christmas>
Carrying around a small Christmas Bell on a ribbon,
I ring the bell in my ear and say " Polar Express"
And in a crowd, doctors office, on the sidewalk, coffee shop,
it always brings chuckles from all.
Especially when I have on my conductor hat and black coat.
I like to see stone faces smile.
Is this over the top?
Am I being a traitor to my profession "funeral director"
Does It break the Christmas Cultural War Ice.?
I guess my side in the Christmas Cultural War is "GO SANTA"
Some People on the Christ inside of Christmas do not like this.
And some PEOPLE on the Get Christ out Christmas hate it.
On the whole ice is usually broken and I get one or more free drinks.











