Poop has become a big industry, resulting in hundreds of products designed for poop cleanup, disposal, and maintaining proper consistency. One of the byproducts of poop is the bidet, which is less common in the US than other places. The bidet is a fixture similar to the toilet bowl in shape, with a stream of water directed upward. The user sits or hovers over the bidet in order to clean the bunghole and surrounding area.
I had always thought that the bidet was a more recent invention, but this is not the case. Years before the automatic flusher, people were utilizing this toilet that washes the user’s nether regions. The bidet was first referenced in 1710, but the exact date of invention has yet to be proven. While Marc-Antoine Jacoud is credited with the invention, the exact inventor is subject to debate. Some argue that Cristophe Des Rosiers, a furniture designer for the French royal family, was the inventor of the first bidet. A definite conclusion has not been made. Contrary to popular belief, this device in modern times is not meant to eliminate or greatly reduce the use for butt paper, which costs users over $2.4 billion per year. The bidet is used as an alternative to a shower for refreshing the bottom area, and Wikipedia ensures that the bidet is a convenient way to wash the feet. Bidets are useful for people with hemorrhoids, lesions resulting from enlarged blood vessels in the anal area. These fixtures are more common in European countries, yet are rare in the U.S. Some bidets are a combination of a toilet and bidet in which the user can poop and clean up afterwards. Such a fixture is very useful in the event of “explosive diarrhea”, a condition where one’s poop has a very liquidlike consistency. A person with explosive diarrhea has a bowel movement which occurs suddenly and is accompanied by loud noises, similar to an explosion. We’ll talk more about explosive diarrhea later on.
The bidet is yet another economy-stimulating invention that has resulted from doodoo. Wikipedia claims that a bidet in the US costs about $400, and fixtures in Europe cost around $60. Bidet attachments in the middle east cost a mere $10-$20 due to the great popularity of these fixtures. While the bidet industry is definitely a profitable market, it also faces challenges. Many people are still uncomfortable talking about their dookie in public, and this barrier inhibits advertisement of the bidet. As progress is made towards a more open way of thinking about poop, the bidet is gaining popularity in the US.
So, do you see yourself using a bidet, or purchasing a bidet attachment for your toilet? Many people here in America think of them as dirty, even though the water coming out is clean. If used properly, the bidet can help one to maintain a cleaner rump area. What are your thoughts?
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My little bro is weird and was just rescently talking about getting wet booty wipes for his nid quarters after his dirty buisness. Maybe I will get him a bidet for christmas.
He will be so thrilled,
~T
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I think the wet wipes are pretty cool. I might like to have some myself.
Nothing would be a better christmas present than a bidet.
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I live in Japan, and "butt washers," as I call them, are very common. Especially in the fancier shopping centers, each toilet in the public restrooms have a built-in one of these handy little "fresheners." It's nice!!
There are some people who actually LIKE diarrhea and there is a cult following of people who wish to be defecated upon for pleasure. They go so far as to request that their "giver" eat certain foods prior to the defecation so that it has a certain texture and smell. Coprophiliacs. Well go figure! I guess I would "try" it maybe once or twice to get the idea out of it but it doesn't sound very safe from a health standpoint. I do like stripping in parks and things but the idea of smearing diarrhea on me makes me sort of uncomfortable because I've never really tried it.
I once used a porta potty in Mexico on the day after Cinco de Mayo (so that would have made the date May 6th!) I mistakenly dropped my purse into it and it came out covered in beef and bean burrito, taquito, churro and chiccarone poop, plus all of that overripe fruit that they eat with the salt and chile, which smells like diarrhea before it even gets digested, IMHO. Anyway, it was a Chanel purse, and it is ruined. As I carried it through the streets of Tijuana that day I remember the shopkeepers' stares and people refused to walk behind me. I heard the words "Mierde" and "Conyo." I was so embarrassed, plus my dress was tucked up in the back of my panties, which is a whole blog entry in itself.
How terrible. Were you able to get the diarrhea off of your bum before tucking in the dress, or did it leave a dirt road?
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I think I will call them butt washers as well. I don't think they are nasty, I have also heard women alot of woman use them exclusively for their front areas more so than their rumps. Could be a rumor but I guess if it cleans a rump then it could clean a woman's front area as well.
Wipes are a good suggestion. I can't really make a educated comment on how I feel about butt washers because I have never used one. Diarrhera does suck though.
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I'm kinda curious about them. They seem like a good idea, but our culture has pinned them as being gross. I have some of that emotional yuckiness attitude that I don't know if I can shake off or not.
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To be honest I see them as a sign of wealth and royalty. It is not something a person needs for survival rather something a person who had money would have... this is what I have always been told.
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That's the way I had always thought about them. Some of the things I read made it sound like they were very common in public places in Europe, but a lot of homes still had the bidet adapter for the regular toilet. I think the adapter would be cool, but I honestly don't think I would use it. I'd just like to see one in person once in my life. Then I could die happy! lol.
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Rumors are very correct, especially after sexual explorations these are commonly used by both men and female.
Although commonly tolerated and accepted, (in general) most Europeans are more than fed up with these bidets, they have lost an amazing amount of popularity and are rarely used other than to live the one time experience (fun of trying).
Still in coastal areas around the Mediterranean the bidet remains a standard item to be found in almost any hotel, regardless of stars attached.
Never of my life have I witnessed a bidet to be unhygienic when venturing inside a bathroom, they are well cared about and almost always in color match with the walls and their bigger brother!
Depending of the bathroom floor (slippery or wet) a bidet can represent a serious hazard which can easily cause injuries or even dead as a result when not paying attention or focus upon its presence!
Bidets are situated low (just below knee level) and are solid as a rock without any plastic cover to reduce impact.
To regulate the right temperature is a standard hassle, caution is needed to make sure not to be struck by a sudden rise in temperature, which is often the case in fully booked hotels or remote areas.
Unlike a toilet seat, bidets don’t offer any form of comfort, therefore not exactly the best chosen place to read a magazine.
Although they are small, they usually tend to take up some (otherwise) very useful space inside bathrooms.
It’s rare to come across any bidets in new houses, the more one ventures to the south, the more they pop up again, especially in Spain they seem to be in demand.
Many rumors circulate around this funny item which is randomly found all over the world, one truth is sure, a bidet never stops to amaze people, still today it sets the pace to remain a funny subject of discussion, especially when gathered around a friends dinner table on which empty bottles of wine open up the mysteries around the bidet.
Although it loses popularity, I believe it’s presence will remain forever, an item which will never lose it’s intriguing effect upon people’s minds and the fantasies it brings forward in laughter.
Rumors will make, the bidet to outlive us all…lol
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The thought of them being a safety hazard crossed my mind as well. I think they could be very dangerous since water drippings would be more common.
I still want to live the thrill of the Bidet, just once.
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Thank you for asking, but I wasn't the one with the diarrhea. it was the porta potty. I was appalled by it.