PROS
EVERYBODY KNOWS EVERYBODY
IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENS TO YOU OR ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY, THE TOWN WILL SHOW CONCERN
YOU KNOW WHERE EVERYONE LIVES
IF YOUR INTO GOSSIP, A SMALL TOWN IS WHERE THE MONEY IS!
IF YOUR THE QUARTERBACK OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM, YOUR A STAR.
YOU KNOW HOW TO GET EVERYWHERE
YOU CAN MARRY YOUR COUSIN (NOT REALLY!)
ALABAMA FOOTBALL PARTIES.
CHURCH GET TOGETHERS WITH HOME COOKED FOOD.
YOU CAN GO WATCH THE STARS WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND ON AN OLD DIRT ROAD.
YOUR FRIENDS WITH AT LEAST ONE POLICE OFFICER.
YOU GET TO ROLL THE PEOPLE YOU LIKES YARD WITH TOLIET PAPER
HUNTING!
YOU HAVE A PIGGLY WIGGLY AND A DOLLAR GENERAL
CONS
EVERYBODY KNOWS EVERYBODY
IF SOMEONE SEE YOU BREAKING THE LAW, THEY DONT CALL THE POLICE, THEY CALL YOUR MAMA.
HAVING A BAD FAMILY NAME.
EVERYBODY IS ALWAYS IN EVERYONE ELSES BUSINESS
PEOPLE GOSSIP AND LIE.
IF YOU GET PREGNANT YOU ARE TOTALLY REJECTED FROM THE "GOODIES"
EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE
NO ONE CAN KEEP A SECRET
OLD MEN ARE PERVERTS
TEACHERS AT SCHOOL THREATEN TO TELL YOUR DADDY
YOULL GET SPANKED WITH A HICKORY
THERES NO WHERE TO HIDE
THE CLOSEST GROCERY STORE IS 15 MIN
THE FUN HANGOUT IS AT A GAS STATION
NO SHOPPING
I live in a small town! I know what you mean, it can get annoying with the gossip but sometimes I like knowing everyone and what's going on around town. ha
AMEN SISTER!!