This is the presidential race as I see it:
John McCain:
JOHN MCCAIN: I’m gonna make you proud, Papa! I’m gonna join the Naval Academy just like you!
MR. MCCAIN: I’m not sure you’re really cut out for—
JOHN MCCAIN: *joins the Naval Academy, where he systematically has run ins with everyone*
JONH MCCAIN: *while flying a place* My career is pretty lackluster, maybe I should drop out—
SAILER: John, pay attention!
JOHN MCCAIN: Whaa? *aircraft crashes in Corpus Christi Bay*
SAILER: John, maybe this isn’t for you.
JOHN MCCAIN: Should I drop out? Naah. *becomes a pilot*
Mitt Romney:
MITT ROMNEY: *speaking to audience* I am pro-choice, because it is the choice of a woman—
REPUBLICANS FOR CHOICE COALITION: Hooray!
CAMPAIGN ADVISOR: Romney, I’ve change my mind *whispers in ear*
MITT ROMNEY: As I was saying, I am pro-life…
Fred Thompson:
Fred Thompson was around during Watergate. And he was old even back then.
MR BURNS= FED THOMPSON ???
Hillary Clinton:
Hillary’s Professional Life:
HILLARY: *works as a research assistant*
BILL: *fools around*
HILLARY: *graduates from law school*
BILL: *fools around*
HILLARY: *interns on child custody cases*
BILL: *fools around*
Hillary’s Love Life:
HILLARY: I propose we marry, Bill.
BILL: Ok.
HILLARY: Actually, deal’s off Bill.
BILL: Ok. *waits a few minutes* Will ya marry me?
HILLARY: No.BILL: What about now?
HILLARY: No.BILL: What about now?
HILLARY: All right already!
Barack Obama:
AMERICA: You’re black.
OBAMA: Yes.
AMERICA: You’re black.
OBAMA: Yes
AMERICA: You’re ears look like they are going to fly off your head.
OBAMA: Now that’s just ridiculous.
OBAMA’S EARS: *fly off his head*
AMERICA: *stares and shouts*
OBAMA: What? I can’t hear you.
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Nice. A little exaggerated but it is still very funny. Great job.
HAHAHA!
This is a very good caricature of the presidential race....