So next school year I will be raising a steer, a castrated male cow. And I want my steers name to be creative and abnormal so if anyone has suggestions as to what I should call him please comment your suggestion.
I am a follower of the PBR and all the bulls on the PBR have creative names and I would like something creative like the ones in the PBR.
Here are some examples of what the PBR's bulls names are:
Reindeer dippin
P.S dueces wild
sunshine
slim shady
red jacket
kid rooster
See all of these names are abnormal and creative and this is what im looking for something that will stand out when I take him to the Florida state fair next February.
Mithradates - eunuch who helped assassinate Xerxes
Castrato
Golden Calf
Blind Boy
Expletive Deleted
Kept Boy
Eldritch Horror
Azathoth
Sleep Deprivation
Waffles
The Day After
Slippery Slope
Heh, that was kind of fun.
Res ipsa loquitur.
memor mori, mahalo.
Fidel Castrato (I'll raise you one socialist dictator, Dr. Gonzo)
No Morning After
Vas Deferans
What does this have to do with progressive blogging?
--Mike
But isn't this fun?
"CONSERVATIVE, n.
A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others."
- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
I didn't know I'd started betting. Started with the big blind perhaps, did I?
Benito Mussolini has a nice ring for a steer (though it's difficult to beat Castro).
laissez-faire, perhaps?
Monopoly.
I'll see your Socialist dictator and raise you two key terms.
Res ipsa loquitur.
memor mori, mahalo.
Minos - King of Ancient Crete whose wife sired the Minotaur from a bull sent by Poseidon, who is a gatekeeper of sorts for Hell in Dante's Inferno
Baal - A Mesopotamian god that lives on in infamy as a golden idol that the Abrahamic god (or Moses? I don't know) destroys in the Old Testament.
Moobie, the Golden Calf - his modern, Keven Smith-bred counterpart
"CONSERVATIVE, n.
A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others."
- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"