I started recieving the attention of guys at about the age of 14 or 15 years old. They were always older but they acted like the boys my age. When they saw me they used the lamest pick-up lines i had ever heard in my like. Jus last week this guy saw me walk by in the mall and asked me if i wanted to play with his cell phone ( im guessing that means put my number in his phone). I took one look at that joker and laughed and jus walked away. Maybe its just a southern thing, but a lot of guys nowadays are either saying "ay bay bay" or "pssst". I use to think it was cute when i was in middle school but now its just down right annoying. The guys that do this now will have a response from me that is either cursing them out or giving them a dirty look. Depends on how im feeling. Anyhow i just want to know what makes guys think its okay to use these crummy pick-up lines, or what`s worse, what kind of girl will actually respond to them?
do pick-up lines really work?
By future_CEO - Posted on October 30th, 2007
Are you from Tennesse? Cuz your the only ten I see!
Pick up lines are so stupid. They make me laugh. THey are better than the hey yo or shortie or the a bay bays though. I ignore people who dont address me correctly.
This post was funny though.
Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth!~JFK
my personal favorites :
Are you tired? Cuz you been running through my mind all day.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You want some fries with that shake?
If i were in control of the alphabet i would put I & U together.
Lets your right leg was thanksgiving and your left leg was chrismas. Could i spend time in between holidays?
haters are my motivators
that last one had me rolling on the floor laughin.
Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth!~JFK
I have some favorites that have put a smile on my face from time to time. I've never really heard someone use them or I think I would die of laughter, but these are my fav's that I know.
You can call me milk because I'll do your body good.
If I were a squirrel I'd bust a nut in your hole.
The word of the day is legs. Let's go home and spread the word.
Fuck me if your name isn't Gretchen.
Is that a mirror in your picket because I can see myself in your pants.
Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I wanna be.
Wanna play soldier? You lay down and I'll blow the Hell out of ya!
Just some trivial junk clogging up my brain that I though people mike get a laugh out of. I know I always do.
I have never failed. I have successfully discovered 10,000 ideas that don't work.
-Thomas Edison
hilarious.
Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth!~JFK
those have to be the nastiest i have ever heard
Pick up lines are quite cheesy and lame. I would assume any guy who uses them would not be interested in a serious relationship...or an intelligent conversation for that matter.
The only use for pick up lines that I see is in comedies. Seeing a guy make an idiot out of himself on TV is funny. In real life: annoying and pathetic.
i still laugh.
Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth!~JFK
me too.
I have never failed. I have successfully discovered 10,000 ideas that don't work.
-Thomas Edison
Funny post. I don't know why guys try to use those lines, I've never seen them work, Unless the guy is actually cute and worth talking to. And then it just doesn't matter what pick-up line they tried to use. But usually the only girls that actually answer to those lines r desperate. I mean, you've GOT to be desperate to answer a guy saying any lame line
EriJa
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