Easter Evil

I woke up this morning to go on an egg hunt  To eat a big breakfast  To find my basket  I woke up to find my basket on the table  the eggs in the fridge   The hunt was cancelled  all because IM EIGHTEEN   ahhh   My moms the easter bunny  and now just because i can legally buy ciggarettes and i can vote   im not EASTER BUNNY MATERIAL  my whole life as i new it is gone )=:  no but seriously  I wish i was five again  Then i would be able to wear a pretty dress  have bows in my hair and the easter bunny would have brought me preasents and candy Let me tell you, reality, for lack of a better words, sucks!