Brain Giving Up on me to Find Something Better .

Dear lovenenvy ,

It’s your brain reporting in to say: I AM PUTTING IN MY TWO WEEKS NOTICE .The infamous question that your voice will say when it comes out your mouth is: WHY? WHAT DID I DO? Well I will tell you Miss Smarty Pants.

First you decide to sign up on this website. Then you make up this weird name. Must I remind you that it took you about 15 minutes to finally think of a name that you thought would just fit you. Then you were lost at first. You didn’t have a clue what to do on this site. So then your eyes start skimming at other peoples work so you can get a general idea of how things work around this site.

Your first blog took a day in the making because you were still clueless about what to start off with. Instead of expressing what I had to say, you made me think of twenty million ideas. Then you finally decided take my first idea. Write about your life. So then you wait. And wait. And wait. Then someone finally comments on your one blog. Now you feel on top of the world because the person not only gave you a comment, they also gave you a good rating.

Then you make me think of some more things to write. When I send out the puzzled response, you still want me to think of something you can blog.So I over think too much and then you don’t want me to think that much. Then if I go completely blank and can’t think of a blog topic to write , you go read other people’s blogs and expect me to come up with a comment.Well hey! Make up your mind! I am only one brain here! Then you finally start getting better and write about politics, school, religion, and everyday life and yes even a Cheetto. But the Cheeto had some kind of religious point behind it.

Then came the real brain stressor. Now why in the heck did progressive have to come up with this contest. Write a blog 200 words or more defining progressive . After many days of extra brainstorming , 3 days later, you finally come out with your progress blog. All that writing . Some people even liked your idea behind it. But what about me? I’m the master mind behind all these blogs. Does anyone ever give compliments to the brain? No! Only to you. Man your selfish. What if you don’t win the contest? Hopefully you won’t make EYES produce tears from the tear ducts. You know she hates that. It makes her drowsy too.

If FINGERS could talk she would say this. She is getting tired of typing constantly on this website. She is always typing a comment to one of your friends, a progressive member , or writing a new blog. The only time she ever gets a brake is when EYES has to go look for another blog to read or has to review a blog. Her brake only lasts 5 minutes. Now since we work more than 8 hours, aren’t we supposed to get an hour break? Vacation time could be nice since we always work overtime. We all deserve a little TLC sometimes.

If you wonder why your EYES seem to get fatigued at moments, I’ll let you in on a little secret. That’s her way of telling you she gets tired of looking at this site all the time! When she sees the site in the morning she is ok. But by night time, she is ready to close the lids. But no. You make her push the lids back up. Do you know how much of a workout that is for her? She never said she needed to work out.

So Miss Smarty Pants like I said earlier here is my two weeks notice. EYES and FINGERS are afraid when it comes to quitting so I spoke for them. But I do have a proposition for you . If you can get of this site and not stay on it forever that will be very progressive not only for you but for us. You have other things to do also. This site is not going to disappear into thin air. So until our progress is made, I will continue with my resignation .

Love ,

Your BRAIN

P.S. Oh Yeah! I forgot to mention that we will be going on strike until you take a break from this site. Yes I am leaving in two weeks but you have the power to stop that and the strike too. TAKE A BREAK !!!!! Do us all some good.

And don’t make EYES re- read my letter to you multiple times to find corrections . Fingers shouldn’t be adding more to this letter, correcting spelling words, or deleting words. This is what you have Microsoft Word for. Let the computer do all the work this time.

What do we want? Progress! How do we get it? Taking a break from this site! What do we want? Progress! How do we get it? Taking a break from this site!.............