Cigars, Cigarettes, Tiperallos? A pipe?
You probably have figured out by now that I am going to have a lower cost funeral.
My deceased hero Johnny Cash, Sang about the "burning ring of fire."
It burns, burns, burns, that ring of fire. This is not about flames going higher in the cremation chamber.
( it should be noted that the flames will go higher as I am a tad bit overweight)
Where,(What) will they be smokin at your Funeral?
AT THE LOW COST FUNERAL YOU CAN SMOKE WHATEVER(wherever) YOU WANT!
it is my contention that the lower cost funeral contributes to broad prosperity and a better future for all.
Because I have lowered the cost of my funeral,
I will have enough money to pass out cigars(BIG CUBANS). Yo ,to everyone!
You see my Funeral is being held, NOT IN A FUNERAL HOME. but in a private room.
It will be a lot less expensive, because it will not be held in a Funeral Home. So Cigars will be passed out to everyone as I will be starting a New LIfe, in the Great Somewhere.
I generally do not like smoke, but I have some friends, who do and I want them to feel comfortable. FUNERAL HOMES are public places and in most cities you cannot smoke there.
Where (What )will They be Smoking at your funeral?
In my will I ask my friends(and enemies) to celebrate by getting together in a circle around my urn and lighting up a cigar. 1,2,3 ..... And yes women are invited to take a cigar. This will symbolize personal freedom,
And it BURNS, BURNS, BURNS, THAT RING OF FIRE.
AT THE LOWER COST FUNERAL YOU CAN SMOKE WHEREVER, AND WHATEVER YOU WANT!
Fire regulations will be strictly followed.
Thank you for lowering the cost of your funeral.
YOURFUNERALGUY
STUDENT AT EAU.
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Fire regulations will be strictly followed.
Nicholas Aden
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What is EAU?
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If You Swear That There's No Truth And Who Cares, How Come You Say It Like You're Right? [Bright Eyes]
http://progressiveu.org/143541-how-to-survive-the-2008-elections
Your Funeral Guy
R.Brian Burkhardt
http://lowercostfuneral.com
Entrepreneurial Author University,
You can Google EAU.
I tried googling EAU, E.A. University, E.A.U., and a bunch of other variations but all i got was "eau de toilette," "eau de _____" and a bunch of French definitions. Eau Paire, etc. (actually I made the last one up, but you know what I mean.)
Now that I google Entrepreneurial Author University, I get http://theeau.webexone.com/login.asp?loc=&link=
And http://theentrepreneurialauthor.com/
In case anyone else was curious.
Thanks! :) It had been bugging me because I couldn't figure it out :)
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If You Swear That There's No Truth And Who Cares, How Come You Say It Like You're Right? [Bright Eyes]
http://progressiveu.org/143541-how-to-survive-the-2008-elections
Your Funeral Guy
R.Brian Burkhardt
http://lowercostfuneral.com
Maybe it is because you like Led Zepplin or arcade fire, but anyway i told you much about myself on a recent comment to your Dec. 1st blog of It's My Decision, Not Yours.
In fact I poured my heart out . I rarely do this but I have decided to leave the comments as is even though I had spelling and grammar errors.
Thanks for asking.
And thanks for commenting.
I responded. Probably not what you're looking for, but hopefully something to "cheer you up."
Good luck! And keep listening to Zeppelin and the Arcade Fire.
I really think they make the world a better place :-D
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If You Swear That There's No Truth And Who Cares, How Come You Say It Like You're Right? [Bright Eyes]
http://progressiveu.org/143541-how-to-survive-the-2008-elections
Your Funeral Guy
R.Brian Burkhardt
http://lowercostfuneral.com
It is hard to admit or quote"I am too young to die."
Funeral Directors are not suppose to be afraid of death.
Your Funeral guy