I Support Global Warming!!!

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In light of this morning's very low temperatures, I am now in support of increasing the output of polutants such as NO2 (no subscript available for the 2), Chlorofluorocarbons, CO2, CO,  CH4, and all other fossil fuel waste products. The more global warming we cause, the better. It was soooooo cold this morning. I can't take it. Florida should be warm. At least seventy at all times. If you want cold, go North. So please, please, leave your cars on all day, burn toxic items, leave the lights on all day and night; the more we pollute, the more we can stay warm. If you burn those fossil fuels, we will be warm and cozy for many years to come.... at least, until the glaciers and ice caps melt and flood much of the land. But according to the maps and predictions, my house will be safe, so get that cattle grazing field going (cows, if you didn't realize, are a major cause of global warming. Their feces is a major atmospheric methane source). I will be so thankful for the warm weather. At least until the predicted upcoming ice age ( I gotta watch Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" to see if it has validity, but in the previews it looks eerily equivalent to the movie "The Day after Tomorrow".).
But anyways, I know promoting Global Warming is a very ignorant thing to do, but I have not yet developed firm beliefs to the validity of its claims. But one thing is certain. I need a warm day soon. Very soon.

P.S.  To all you winter lovers, I like the winter too, and sometimes cold weather, but on a day like today, I NEED HEAT, SUN, UV RADIATION.....

 P.S.S. In case anyone was wondering it's like 60 degrees outside. Brrrr.

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I live in New England, and today it's about 35-40 degrees. And I'm LOVING it. It's great. I find it to be rather toasty and comfortable. It's been rather cold the last few weeks so being able to go outside without a jacket is fantastic.

-Tim
"It costs nothing to be honest, loyal, and true." -Avett Bros.

I don't think you quite understand that if global warming progresses as this pace, Florida will not exist. The ocean level will rise and if you want to go to a beach, you may have to go to Denver. It's cold in Denver, just so you know.

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There is no proof that Florida would not exist. A twenty foot rise in ocean levels would cover approximately 1/3 of Florida. And before anything that dramatic would happen, we would most definitely enter another ice age first, so there would actually not be any beaches to go to. And further more, if all these wars we have going on continue at the same pace, we won't have to worry about global warming, will we. And that last thing, if you checked it out, this is classified under humor, meaning I was being sarcastic about the whole thing.

Gbrown888's picture

Yeh its okay to be warm . . .until there our entire ecosystem is screwed adn there are no plants to create photosyntesis or oxygen for you to breathe! So yeh support global warming.

this blog is supposed to make a humorous attempt at being sarcastic about the concept of global warming. I was not bing serious.
ANd another thing, cactus are green and photosynthetic. They exist in hot deserts where there is little to no rain for months. There are other examples of photosynthetic plants living in extreme conditions

I'm with you I moved to South Texas to be warm but do we have to ruin the earth to keep it that way?

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K.Roe's picture

Hell with global warming - I say we launch a big old space ship and bump the earth closer to the sun!

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