Hummers

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Hummers you should all know what a Hummer is, it is that huge car that takes up the entire street and cost like twenty dollars to drive down the block because of how much gas it uses. I do not ever want to meet the person that thought up the idea hmm lets make a tank on wheel that is going to consume all of our finite supply of gas in like a week. It is ridiculously and utterly stupid.

In Europe people the Hummer and have a right to laugh and say stupid Americans. One thing you will never see in Europe or anywhere but the U.S. actually is a Hummer and if you see one the person driving it is probably American because other countries understand the stupidity behind the Hummer design. See Americans complain that the gas prices are too high here well take this into consideration other countries use liters instead of gallon and at about three liters to the gallon it comes to somewhere like $14 per gallon of gas outside the United States. So next time you see everyone in those small electric cars or on mopeds you will know why.

Another thing that most other countries understand that because they cannot all afford to drive their public transportation systems are amazing compared to our but that is a topic for another time.

There is another thing that amazes me a while back a law was being put through the works to ban cars that are so wide from driving on the street. The Hummer fell into this category for all of five seconds until the geniuses that made the car decided that it was not a car but a truck and therefore could not be affected by this law but I think their next step is to just call it a personalized tank what about you?

However, please someone tell me what is so good about the Hummer? Why would anyone make such an atrocity or want one for that matter? I am obviously against the Hummer so what is your take on it? Should we allow something so appalling on the streets? If anyone reading this owns a Hummer as well please tell me why you own one? What was the appeal for you to buy a Hummer?