The Religion of "Who Gives a F*ck"

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Religion has been around for such a long time. It's ingrained, for some reason, in society that everyone has to have a religion. Either you're a Christian or a Buddhist or Taoist or whomever. How about a "religion" for those of us who don't have a religion, so we don't have to be harassed?

If we say we're atheist, people look at us as if we've killed their dog. If we say we're agnostic, people just assume we don't know what we are. If we say anything else, we're just lying.

I don't know how many other people feel like this, but how about a religion called "Who Gives a F*ck"? Just to get people off of your backs when you really couldn't care less about religion. Seriously, cause, I don't care much about religion and I don't have a practice. 

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Nice.

I don't need drugs - I have genetics.

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Haha, I know about that. =)

But, but, this religion sounds so awesome. ;( In seriousness, though, that still seems like you have to care to be a part of it. Am I wrong? (:

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Any religion that is based on carbohydrates is the right one for me!

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if you don't have religion then find one. if you don't want to find one then say you don't have one. if you don't want to say that then find a more intelligent way of saying you don't care. there is no reason to use profanity.
~Beth~

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Oh, my, sarcasm at best, I hope.

I wonder if you went through the blog at all? I said that I just simply don't give a f*ck about religion. If you aren't religious, for some reason, people who are seem to look down upon you.

Profanity is used to give the phrase more power, my dear. I'm not throwing around profanity every single sentence, so there's no need to get all prissy at me -- and the fact that this is more of a personal blog. =)

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Profanity can sometimes enrich the message. I think that it did here. Now that's progress at its finest!

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JenJen118's picture

Haha thats a conversation stopper. "Hey what religion are you?"
Oh I'm from the church of "Who gives a f*ck." LOL. Don't worry about if people think you don't know what you are. Just say your agnostic, its true and it will get you a lot less insulted looks.

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