The Newspaper Faze

they're chopping down Anne Frank's chestnut tree
got Khalid Sheikh Mohammed just starin' at me
he's got the darned ugliest mug i ever seen
he's a legal black hole & twice as mean.

nabbin' rapists without the sperm
seems it's UK sciences time to take a turn
so many subliminal messages we just may never learn
that everybody's got a damn light bulb to burn.

lotta money to be sprayed in going green
only a matter of slime before ya know what i mean
one in ten smoke in secret but there's no secrets here
big league money wranglers see shit twice as clear.

salamander robot swims & talks
got a five buck bid on one of Britney's stalks
you may think it's funny but real money walks.

the price of fur is paralyzed
& of this i'm sure
videogames have gone circumsized
still gamers think they're just so mature.
polar bears have gone taboo
gringo go home
small genes in a big beast
beating cancer in mice
opulent weddings & grinding poverty
Artest slaps  his girl up
plays ball five days later
drink some spider cider with the Man-Man group
Kuna people & their cocoa
there's no good tonics for alcoholics.