It has been a few weeks since I've posted, so I figured I'd come back and bother you all some more. I've spared everyone for far too long. Lately I've been getting the end-of-the-semester jitters; getting irritated and easily pissed off. I need to release my rage in some way. I figured it was either beating the living shit out of my roommate or typing down my feelings. Then I realize I don't have a roommate, so now I'm wondering who the hell I've been hitting.
My girlfriend has been PMSing to the degree that she'd probably be classified as psychopath. She caught me typing to my penpal who lives almost across the globe, of whom happens to be a smoking hot British girl, so she flipped out. Because of this, I have learned a very valuable lesson...
When you first start going out with a girl, her periods are never quite against you. Later on in the relationship though, she would get more comfortable, and when that happens, STAY FAR AWAY FROM HER. It's like watching Jules Asner suddenly transform into Lewis Black... not a pretty sight.
Anywho, it's roughly 5:30 in the morning. In about six hours I will be at my doctor's appointment accompanied by my mother, where I will be informed that my cholestorol has not improved, and as always, I will be telling my mom why, the same way I've been telling her for months...
I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER OPTIONS! Being a student at Pace University, where I happen to dorm, their food tends to suck. I refuse to eat their salad selections since I sincerely don't trust them. As well, I will not touch their canned foods, especially their soups, since when I've found a rubber band in one (tastes like chicken... wait, it's ministrone!).
Even though I dorm five minutes from home, I really am desperately trying to become more independant, so I rarely do eat at home, where at least I could have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that ISN'T stale, or yogurt that doesn't taste just as it looks... hair conditioner.
All I have to choose from are Pace's fried foods such as chicken tenders or mozzarella sticks, or their horrid wraps that all taste the same... as if they fished it out of the toilet once someone else was finished digesting it. As I said... NO OTHER OPTIONS.
I thought it was amusing. The food company they got suckered into a contract with is called Lackman. One day I was perusing through the vomit they were passing off as food, whilst a manager was standing behind the food bar. One of the faculty members for some reason seemed intrigued by the choices. He looked up at the manager woman and remarked "Looks good."
She then replied, "It IS good." with an overenthusiastic, and slightly arrogant tone. He then responded...
"Is it fresh?" a moment later I was about to hear words that I will never forget. These words nearly made me laugh hard enough to make the ginger ale come out of my nose... ginger ale I have not drank since the night before.
The manager quickly replied, "Of course. It's Lackman." How ever so conceited. I really had serious trouble holding in my amusement from such an obvious fallacy. I guess she doesn't eat the food her own company makes, because then she wouldn't be saying that... unless she was lying. Wait! Oh Em Gee! I think I just dropped a bomb! They have been lying about their food!
/sarcasm
On another note, a week ago I debated a fundie. In case you don't know what a fundie is... it stands for Fundamentalist Christian. In otherwords, a blind, ignorant, delusional biggot. Before I continue, I must make a note here...
Some of my blogs may seem offensive to certain peoples. I would like any of my readers to know, if you feel offended by any of my remarks... get over it. I never told you to read my material. If you have a problem with it, read elsewhere. You can comment me, message me, email me, whatever... you're not going to change my opinion and you most certainly won't silence me. If it really bothers you, then you should probably have some serious surgery so that you can get your head removed from your ass and live your own life.
Anyhooters, I was debating this fundie bitch the other day, and she then said how gays are an abomination to God. From that point, I immediately lost all form of respect for her. I then began to mercilessly debate her. I asked her if she believed every word in the bible is true. She replied yes, as does she take its literal meaning.
That's when I started to have fun with it. I brought up the story of Adam and Eve and the completely blind theory of Creationism. That too she believes in. Here comes the fun part... I knew how to handle fundies. I made up a bogus story and tried to pass it off as if it was in fact in the bible.
I asked her "So do you really believe that Adam actually rode out of the Garden of Eden on a Tyrannousaurus Rex?"
She then tilted her dumb little head and asked, "Is that what it says?" I nodded yes, and she proclaimed, "Then yes, I believe it." Checkmate.
That just goes to show, some people are blind enough and have such a lack of the ability to think for themselves, you can say anything is written in stone (when it isn't) and have them devoutly follow it. Just look at the Mormons.
I'm sorry, but I really have no respect for people who really can't think for themselves, and would defend bullshit all the way to their grave... especially those who would be associated with the Phelps family and the Westboro Baptist Church. If you don't know who they are, just youtube the name "Fred Phelps". Hopefully you too will be disgusted.
I am not gay, nor bisexual, but I have gay and bi friends and they are great, lively individuals. For anyone to really believe that they will go to Hell by default simply for orientation, even if they lead productive, generous lives, I have absolutely zero respect for them. Being gay is NOT a choice. If that were the case, there would be NO gays.
During the middle ages, homosexuals were executed. Does anyone really believe that they would rather be gay and killed when they could choose to be straight and live? That is just naive in all ways.
I was born and raised Roman Catholic. To this day I refuse to practice religion. If anything, I'd be a secular humanist, but I despise all forms of organized religion. More people have killed and died in the name of Jesus than anything else. How am I to support that? As a logical human being, I follow my own path with my own beliefs and morals. If anyone tries to push their bullshit on me, I curse them off and tell them it's my decision to believe what I want... trust me, I've even done it to my own grandmother.
That ends this session of "Life in Review". There may be more, but I make no promises.
