Im sure we have all heard about these guys who train themselves, buy their own weapons, have no (PROVEABLE) association to the government, and just go to Iraq and start killing who they think are bad. This "Shadow Army" is restricted by nothing! They could overtake the entire country, and there is very little anybody can do to stop them. Which leaves me with one question:
Where do I sign up?
I just got kicked outta the Air Force Academy. Not cuz I failed, and not cuz I couldnt run fast enough, or even cuz I use the word "cuz". It was because I got a concussion doing sit ups..... go ahead, laugh. My family and freinds....and anybody i meet did. Well, what happened was we were about to do situps, and as we laid down the guy behind me laid down the wrong direction and headbutt me in the back of the head....
OK, one redeeming quality here is that apparently I kept working out after I got the concussion. I don't really remember, thats just what they told me.
So since that all went on in June/July/August and I came home in the middle of August, I had time to apply to one school: a local community college. I have no money, no car, nothing to do for a year. Oh and the best part is I was SUPPOSED to go back to the Academy next year, but they sent me a letter saying NOPE! It didnt really explain a lot after that, so now I'm just kinda slacking off at life.
ANYWHOO back to Black Water. I kinda think that would be awesome. I mean, I would SO go and get paid a lot to go shoot at people, especially since I am not good enough to do it for this government!!!
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well, I don't know about the seriousness of your post, but if you are looking to work in Iraq, there are a few ways to become a contractor.
Good money, just watch out for the camel spiders and snakes.
I'd have done it but I'm diabetic, and they said they can't hire me if I'm diabetic. (I guess due to medicine availability and menu issues)
no no, i mean i wanna do some hardcore killing, blowing up, and all out fighting!
And this is exactly the type of person we need over in Iraq....mercenaries
THATS THE WORD!!!
MERCENARY!!! Yeah, thats what I want to do! Umm... were you being sarcastic or do you seriosly think mercs should be in Iraq?
Cuz I completely agree that thats what we should do with ALL our (the United State's) problems.
You didn't get kicked out for a concussion... You didn't even get kicked out if it had anything to do with your physical body. I only have one question. Did you quit, were you not fit enough, or was it "cuz" you were kicked out for a valid reason? (Felony, drugs, insubordination, court martial...)
What was it really? You don't get kicked out for a concussion...
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someones upset cuz i bashed mormons!
I got a concussion a few days before we started obstacle courses at Jack's Valley. They give you a "medical turnback", aka they kick you out, when its a liability for them to let you on top of high objects that you can fall off of, ESPECIALLY when dealing with dizziness.
I wasnt the only one, mister braniac. You DO get kicked out for physical reasons. Or was I just imagining the 59 other people with me who had broken legs, torn ACLs, pneumonia, dislocated shoulder, etc.
The Academy only does basic training in the summer. you dont make it through thats it. and if I would have gotten kicked out for "Felony, drugs, insubordination, court martial" i would have a dishonorable discharge.
any more questions?