How to get rich

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Becoming a millionaire is a special thing-unless of course,you are born a Paris Hilton.Most of us, however,do not have that privilege.So I will show three main ways by which you can become a millionaire:

1)The lucky way. The lucky way is the way in which you need almost nothing except a big,fat portion of lady luck.Enroll in "Deal or No Deal"and see where luck takes you.If you are lucky enough,you will be one of the hundred thousand or so americans selected to attend a episode.If you are really lucky,you will be called by the spectacularly bald Howie to play with him on the stage.And,if lady luck is your date for tonight,you will walk away with a million dollars,without any physical or mental excursion whatsoever

2)The brawn way. Using your brawn can take you to a million bucks also.If you are a daredevil,love to travel around the world,tackle an assortment of obstacles,and are a tough jockey,then this way is for you.Simply enroll in the amazing race.If you are skillfull enough and have the proper coordination with your partner,you will win a million dollars,after travelling about 59000 miles around the world.

3)The conventional way. Maintain a 4.0,take AP classes,do lots of community service,get accepted at the ivy league,get a sleek professional degree and build your own empire.

 

Also, I have another way that you could add; save all of your quarters, dimes, or nickels to add up to one-thousand dollars, ten-thousand dollars, etc., so you could go to your local bank; therefore, the teller could change that amount into dollars.

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