May God Protect You In These Troubled Times

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!  Hello and welcome to tonight's program.  Right now we have a hilarious piece to show you.  This one is a classic, reenacted by those two masters of comedy, Aninc Onle and Andrew Sayler.  So sit back for a moment, relax, and enjoy. (Popcorn, I like popcorn)
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To all of you listening out there in that oh so wonderful land of cyberland, I bring you a message of warning.
REPENT THE END IS NE-shut the fuck up you, it's not your turn to talk yet okay, fuck, I co(popcorn is just so good)me here to tell these people something important and what happens,  you show up, interrupting me.
Anyways, just so you all know - REPENT THE END IS - NO!  NOT NOW YOU STUPID FUCK!
Okay, I will try this again, just so that you all know, I have tran(popcorn)scended to a higher plane of being.  I can come back for short times in order to talk to you poor worthless people still living in Hell.  If you want to join me, all you have to do is send me a signed letter of you complete and total desire to worship me without question.  I will be waiting for you response.
Now, you can talk.
Fuck you!
Okay ... ... I thought you(I just can't help but eat it all the time) had something to say.
Fuck you, all I wanted to say was one thing, One fucking thing and you just kept interrupting me.
Well, maybe you shoul(popcorn ... popcorn)d have waited your turn, like a good little boy.
Don't treat me like a child!
Don't treat me like a child! Don't treat me like a child!
I hate you.
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I see ... well if that's the way you feel ... THEN I WILL JUST CUT YOU OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
You can't, and you know it.
Oh, I can, I can, and I will I WILL!!!!!!!
Um ... okay, who is being the extremist now?
FUCK YOU!!!  I HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOU DAY IN AND DAY OUT!! I'M TIRED OF IT!! JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!
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Oh fuck, you're going to do it aren't you!
hahahah(I love you Heather)ahahahahahahahaha
no No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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