Clerks 2 is the most in appropriately funny movie ever and I loved it. But, I think the more stupid and pointless a comedy the better. There is this scene in the movie that I think is soooo funny. It is a little vulger with the langauge, if you are offended by that sort of stuff, but other than that it makes my tummy laugh its so funy.
Randal Graves: Why haven't you f*ed Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the f*k's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
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