Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.
Yes, yes, I know. This is not a website to post this kind of smut, but I'm going to spin it. She's lying about her baby-daddy; it was me.
"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."
How much shock can you be in?! You were fucking! Not only is that ILLEGAL in my state at your age, but it's RAPE. Honestly...your mother didn't love you, did she?
What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told [OK] magazine.
Really now? That's not what you were shouting when you were having every orifice of your body penetrated. You're going to hell, you know?
But in a recent interview with The Associated Press, Spears said she had no steady boyfriend. "I kind of just keep my options open," she said. "I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends."
So, which is it? Seriously. Is Casey Aldridge your boyfriend or convenient?
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Nation, I'm pissed. Not only is this Spears family getting more media coverage than the goddamned presidential candidates (they might learn something here: sex scandels = media coverage), but they're all terrible influences on EACH OTHER. Britney holds the world record for shortest marriage, allows her little boys to drive, and was the last to find out that Jamie is pregnant. Yup, Britney didn't know until AFTER the paparazzi told her. How's that for fucked up?
Oh, and Lynne's book is going to be postponed. What? You didn't hear about her book? This is grand:
After troubled Jamie Lynn and Britney Spears become the media target, the Christian publishing company Thomas Nelson decided to postpone the publication of a book by the two celebrities' mother. The publisher on Wednesday announced its decision to postpone the release of Lynne Spears' parenting book indefinitely.
That's right, nation. A book on parenting by the worst parent in the world. What would the book teach us? 101 Ways to Raise Sluts, Whores, and Hoebags.
Is this seriously what we've become? Are we so entrenched in this kind of BULL SHIT that we can't figure out that people who should be shot (Lynne Spears) for being stupid need to really be shot? We're allowing her to publish a book on PARENTING. Well, not anymore. I'm kind of upset; I was hoping to get one.
I don't know, Nation. We've got a problem with the Nuclear Family as well as the Spears' Family. But I can fix their problem.
Advice to the Spears Clan:
You've got cash and it's almost 2008. Quick, build a bunker, climb in, and get someone to put a giant "DO NOT OPEN 'TIL 2009" sign on the door. You all need to hide out. Drop off the face of the Earth. Let the storm subside. And Britney? Don't finish the "comeback" tour.
I'm so going to hell for this.
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I'll follow you to hell. The whole Spears family is a bunch of pretinsious asshoels
Says the child who can neither spell pretentious nor assholes. I don't think they're any different than the rest of us. The mom is just a whore (she PUSHED and FORCED Britney into the Mickey Mouse Club and to stardom).
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Oh shut up. It's 1:35 and my fingers are tired, lol. But I agree that it's the mother's fault, but I assumed the kids would be smarter, but nooo, Darwin is never wrong in these things.
I'd argue that it was a learned behavior. Like a duck thinking a cat is its mother. Sure, the cat may eat the duck...but the duck was happy for a little bit.
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Good point...like my sarcasm. My parents are probably the most sarcastic people I know, and they claim I'm worse than them.
Unfortunately you only know what you learn by example. The sad fact is that both Britney and Jamie were not raised in a normal environment where they might have gotten outside information not from their parents or controlled arenas. Same thing happens to kids in cults...Hollywood is a kind of cult come to think of it.
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So what you're saying is that children are too dumb to take in outside information when not handed the information?
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I'm saying they most likely didn't have access to that outside information, at least not to the extent others may have. If they aren't exposed to something how are they to know about it? It isn't that they are or are not dumb enough to accept the information, it is simply a question of the availability of the information in their lives. If they were exposed and did not absorb the information then their intellect can be brought into the equation.
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I didn't know she was preggers...
crap they are breeding!
It's an endless cycle. It's never the smart people who have kids or have too many kids..... it would be nice if that was the case, because then maybe we'd have a bunch of decent offspring.
Nope. It's usually the trailer trash, poorly raised, media psycho freaks who have the bambinos. And don't even raise them. And then those babies grow up and have more idiot babies before they're fourteen and drop those babies all over the place and shave their heads because they're stressed and divorce every five seconds.
Few. [EDIT: looking back, I'm not sure what I meant by "few..." maybe I meant to spell "phew," like I was gasping for air? The word may never know.]
Am I going to hell too? I want to see them do well... but it's becoming an impossibility.
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Leave it up to NJ to make it not illegal...how do I get to NJ again? sounds like a blast.
I'm just messing with you embryo.
I'm not sure if the mother can be totally blamed for what happened. The kids are also at fault. But I do feel bad for the Spears. If you think about it carefully, this whole thing is about sex. Whenever pregnancy is concerned, we can pretty much guess that they were having sex. It makes the whole world go crazy! I had no idea that the mother was writing a parenting book. The publishing company probably made a good decision by postponing it. I would love to pick one up when it becomes available, and I'd probably laugh while reading the whole time.
Whenever pregnancy is concerned, we can pretty much guess that they were having sex.
Really? Wow...novel thought there. ;-)
I'm really pulling for Mama Spears' book! I want a copy...I need to learn to help my kids be successful, productive, money making whores. It's important information!
I don't completely blame Mama Spears...But there is a point where I start saying, "Now wait..." I think that some of the learned behaviors of these girls dates back father than what one would think. For example...
HIt me Baby One More Time. It premeared in 1998 while Britney was 17! Have you seen that video? Even you'd fuck her...and you're a girl! She dresses up in a school girl outfit, pigtails, smacks her ass and hips...oh...O_O Video Here I must confess I wanted to fuck her, then-her at any rate.
Something isn't right here...
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There is misconception of the information provided in the book. Apparently the book is not a parenting guide but stories from a mother in Hollywood. Basically the sap story of raising kids in stardom's clutches and all that jazz. I don't even think a publisher would be willing to promise Lynne a book on actual child bearing. I look at the book of a regurgitation of what went wrong. Excuses, excuses, excuses.
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Are you telling me you wouldn't read the book? Who cares what's in it...
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Oh I'm sure it will be very interesting to read, if nothing more than to at least hear someone's idea of what happened. I just wanted to make sure people didn't think the publishers were dumb enough to allow this woman to have a book on parenting.
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I would read it...but then again I like funny books.
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The Spears sisters are regular baby making machines. The younger one is only sixteen and she's well on her way to being the next fetus factory, and rumor has it that Britney is pregnant again! Wow, thats three babies in three years. I wonder if the though of taking birth control ever crossed her mind. I guess I'm going to hell too.
I'm waiting for the,"Well I don't know how I got pregnant," shpeel.
Actually, I think I heard somewhere that sex makes babies...
Think Baby Jamie Lynn ever heard that rumor?
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Yeah, but with a superstar head like hers, it's bound to be blocked by something...you know that non-functioning organ called a brain.
Ugh. I hate when my brain gets in the way.
I can't imagine how Baby Jamie feels.
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Baby Jamie- "Fuck, why o why did she let *insert name of mysterious sperm donor* do that at 16?"
As much as I disagree with abortion, I think I'd make an exception in this case...which would include Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, Jamie Spears, Mother Spears, and Father Spears.
Her new born should be sterilized at birth.
As should all of the Spears clan.
And to think, I used to think everyone should be given a chance :-/
I thought Jamie Lynn was a cutie... the smart one. She avoided the Disney bit and went straight for Nick! How did she turn out to be a bad seed, too?
Sterilize them. Or make it illegal for them to reproduce. Because obviously none of the family can handle the pressure of LIFE.
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It's a family that would make Darwin cry if he could see that natural selection didn't work on them.
Theirs isn't the only family that would make Darwin cry!
But yes, I think if Darwin were around today his theories wouldn't be quite the same. They couldn't be.
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No they wouldn't because science would be better so it allows the gene pool to get polluted.
Oh. Good point.
You'd probably be Darwin's Igor with those ideas ;-)
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Just without the disfigurements that Igor had, and more brains too, lol.
Reread the post. Not only do I give the name of the sperm doner (I think I did...but it's not like it's a secret. It's her 19 year old boyfriend) but I posted that she DID say "I don't know how I got pregnant."
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He's apparently only 18, which makes it legal for them to be together.
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He's 19. lol.
EDIT: Erm... seems as if people can't agree how old he is...
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I don't use the word "erm." Good try Chelle. I maintain that he's 18.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999992.
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Just telling them what you told me earlier. And flaunting my ability to edit comments :-P
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It was a shock? You got fucked...by a guy who wasn't wearing a condom...and you say this is a surprise? Well god damn what other surprises are in store for her?
"I didn't know kids are so hard to take care of."
"I didn't know birth was so fucking painful."
"I never wanted to be like my sister Britney...oops, my parents did it again."
Wouldn't it be funny if this was all a publicity stint?
What sixteen year old blonde cutie pie willingly tells "OK!" magazine she's pregnant before she's even showing any evidence of it?
Attention whores.
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No, no, it's a family of whores, not attention whores, but whores in geneal.
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Huh?
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yeah i saw that but i couldn't get over that bowling for soup thing...Idk its unusual...very unusual...
but some music is good like nirvana..
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