Chuck Norris was never really famous, I personally don't think he is a very good actor but recently he has become very popular for a very strange reason. That reason is Chuck Norris jokes. You may have heard about them. Really they are completely random sayings about Chuck Norris that are for some reason hilarious. For example, Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
This became a huge fda, everyone I know has heard of the jokes so I wanted to share some of them with you guys and see what you think.
Here are some of the jokes:
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
There are many many more if you want to find them just search under Chuck Norris.
I actually love some of those lines, I wouldn't call them random though, I'm not trying to nitpick, but I think the word random is over-used these days and is a little insulting to the wit behind some of the chuck jokes.
One I love is: Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares down books until they relinquish the information.
I agree that Chuck is not a tremendous actor, he is an accomplished martial artist though. But that's irrelevant really, he just reminds me of my childhood, I'm an eighties kid and thought movies like Delta Force were the shit when I was younger. Chuck was the toughest fucker in the world when I was a young fella. I think his cult status comes from the fact that he is not a pretty boy like Van Damme or Dolph Lungren, he's not a sculpted poser like Arnie, he is the type of guy you could imagine picking himself up off the bar room floor, unshaved, stinking of cheap liquor, wet ring around his crotch, and then, hang over and all, showing any and everybody who's boss with nothing more than his chest hair and a half a pool cue....Waldo had better fuckin hide.
The jokes are strange but some of them are funny. They make me laugh. I dont see the point though,
Peace!
oh my.
Chuck Norris is cool...
...but whatever happened to MacGyver?