Chuck Norris was never really famous, I personally don't think he is a very good actor but recently he has become very popular for a very strange reason. That reason is Chuck Norris jokes. You may have heard about them. Really they are completely random sayings about Chuck Norris that are for some reason hilarious. For example, Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
This became a huge fda, everyone I know has heard of the jokes so I wanted to share some of them with you guys and see what you think.
Here are some of the jokes:
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
There are many many more if you want to find them just search under Chuck Norris.
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You are one of the few people I have met that know Chuck Norris jokes. Love it!Keep em' coming cuz I'm in need of some comedy after seeing some ppl's from my English class