Good evening my fellow Americans. As you all know, the elections are approaching us. I am your Republican candidate, and I feel that I am your best choice to become the next President of the United States of America.
When I was a young boy when Lincoln was President I saw what it took to be a real leader. Change is key in America. I am willing to bring that change. Since the day and age of the computers and cellular telephones, Americans have become ignorant and lazy people. The change needs to come where we don't live in a world full of technology. Why not go back to our glory days back when I was a young boy in the 1800's.
You have two other candidates wanting you to vote for them: Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton. While both are great and powerful people, none of them have the life experience that I do. I have over 150 years of life experience. No President to date have as much experience as I do.
I just appeared on "Ellen" today and proved another point: I will voice my opinion. Gay marriage is not a thing I support, and as President, will see to it that the ways of marriage are the ways God intended it.
So, America, why not vote for me? I'm old. I'm wise. And they always say to respect your elders. Or...you're elder's elders, right?
