drinking boxed chardonnay.

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I wish to be a cod fish

swimming in the sea

cold and dark with hammerhead sharks-

now that's the life for me.

Or perhaps to be a boat

a-floating on the wake

Unaware of mark to make or take

and wine-filled draughts to drake.

The life for me must be

to be an apple tree

Unseeing f qualm or quake or mal

now that's the life for me.

Pero muertes yo se

me encanta your way

of drinking boxed Chardonnay.

...........................................


never a drop, never a drop

I'd drink before I'd die

Never a drop, never a drop

I've spilled, upon me lie!

Never a drop, never a drop

I try to tell you true

Never a drop, never a drop,

I'd ever drink to you!

oh, ay!

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the latter poem was actually made up one night at a liquor store, in an effort to charm the proprieter into letting me buy. needless to say, it didn't work, but i still came out with an interesting song for the record.

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