What exactly IS Ann Coulter?
I've come across reports stating that she is an alien, that she is a certifiable nut, that SHE is actually a HE, not to mention the many curse words that have been associated with her. But before we decide what she/he is, we need to go over the evidence.
Ann Coulter has most recently found pleasure in calling the widows of 9/11 'harpies' and claiming that they were enjoying the deaths of their husbands. Coulter also has a new "book" out, Godless, the Church of Liberalism. Coincidence....? Of course, this is no surprise. What better way to get more sales then by saying something to shock and awe everyone? But Coulter doesn't have a sex tape (thank God!), she doesn't drop a baby (or eat one for that matter). She finds attacking widows much more productive.
To tell you the truth, it isn't really that she said what she said. The women she attacked are tougher than nails and frankly could kick Ann Coulter's ass. It's the fact that major news channels give her an outlet as if she is an expert in something. I think if you are willing to have her appear on your show, then you should also let that guy from the street corner who holds that sign with "THE END IS NEAR!!" Then you can have a crazy-off. After which, everyone will realize how incredibly stupid it is to have these kinds of people on TV. Anyway, back to what species Coulter calls home...
My first guess is that she is in fact El Chupacabra, The Goat Sucker. I'm putting my money on that one.
I am somewhat divided though I must admit. I recently watched the Wizard of Oz, and whenever I saw the Wicked of Witch of the West I kept picturing Coulter with a one of those hats and a broom. Needless to say, I couldn't finish the movie and had nightmares for a week. Although the title "Goat Sucker" is very fitting, I can't shake the Wicked Witch of the West image.
So if the "Goat Sucker" hypothesis turns out to be false, unlikely I know, then there is only one option left on the table. Get your bucket, fill it with water, and give her a much needed splash of reality. Then watch as she melts away into nothing. If she doesn't melt, yet again unlikely I know but humor me, simply take the bucket...and whack her in the head with it. The medical term for this would be "knocking some sense into her."
Now even if the bucket fails (I know. I know. Better chance of Hell freezing over), there is always the LAST possibility. That she is a bat-shit insane bitch willing to do anything just to make more money.
Whatever Ann Coulter is, it is safe to say that she is truly a freak of human nature. A remainder in the equation of humanity. Absent the day they gave out souls.
But regardless, she will continue to speak out against anything that is good. Attacking whoever she can to sell more books. The truth is we may never know what Ann Coulter is or the reason for her hate.
But I would suggest that until we do find out....that you hide your goats.
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I emitted a loud guffaw when I read the bit about Coulter really being the chupacabra. This is the kind of rant I had wanted to do about Coulter, but clearly you have a much better grasp of defaming horrible people. I bow to your superior ability.
Thank Ann Coulter for the material. But I'm very appreciative for the compliment. :)
WHAT IS A HARPIE
Well, Ann Coulter, whatever she is, is making a ton of money. And I guess that that's the most important thing for her.
Ann Coulter new book, Godless is driving the Harpies away! Her summation on the cause and effect of a few individuals, who seemingly get the spotlight of a purposed mass frenzy media, the shark tank of news networks, and there one sided viewpoint. Ann has in effect turn the table and exposed in an appropriate way what they have actually done. Yet, still with verve and wit she delivers an almost kill stroke to their sleight of hand meddling, showing how the liberal corporate driven grieve -arrazzi pundits operate. In an frontal attack, a straight punch is the best and Ann delivers the knockout of them all. Damon Runyon might have said, “Wow, can she swing”. wikipedia said The Boreads, in Greek mythology, were Calais and Zetes. They were the sons of Boreas and Oreithyia, daughter of King Erechtheus of Athens. They were winged heroes. They were Argonauts and played a particularly vital role in the rescue of Phineas from the harpies. They succeeded in driving the monsters away but did not kill them, at a request from the goddess of the rainbow, Iris, who promised that Phineas would not be bothered by the harpies again. As thanks, Phineas told the Argonauts how to pass the Symplegades.
I recently watched an interview with Lou Dobbs and her and CNN, she didn't really seem like she knew what she was talking about but completely denied her conservative rants against the liberals as a mere money maker (I'm not sure if I believe her). And when asked about free trade she wouln't even give an answer all she said was that's not my specialty. From the interview and her books she seems very narrow-minded.
Angelo Haidaris
Her comments about the 9-11 widows make me want to slap her in the face and say "shut up!!"
Her comments about the 9-11 widows make me want to slap her in the face and say "shut up!!"